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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2003, 09:32:25 PM »
That fall wasn't funny. Wonder if he got a concussion from that.
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2003, 09:37:41 PM »
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I can see it now. Doc says how many fingers am I holding up. He says orange.




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Yeah, that would be funny to have that happen..but scary..:-/
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2003, 01:39:31 AM »
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 As far as landing on your (or his) butt....  no, no, no.   You get an extream amount of axial loading on the mid to lower spine that way and often end up with compression fractures in the vertebrae.  These types of fractures usualy don't involve the cord but are still not plesent.


When I was about 7 or 8 we were doing the Bicycle Version of Evil Knevil. We had a ramp set up at the bottom of a hill and I naturally HAD to go first. I sailed thru the air, landed square on my butt and broke my tailbone. There is nothing funny about a broken coccyx and they take forever to heal. :(
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2003, 02:16:24 AM »
Yeah, a busted tail bone sucks.  I broke mine while painting our ship.  The jackoff who was supposed to be our safety guy let one of the ropes holding the platform I was sitting on slip while lowering me to paint further on done.  The handsomehunk had untied me because he thought it would be easier to do this one handed, as he was having a nice smoke.  I managed to land on my feet on the captain's gig, but lost my balance, fell off and landed on a stanchion in a sitting position.  I broke it 5 minutes before we moored at Pearl Harbor.

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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2003, 10:31:18 AM »
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I always thought that those supposed "calls" from prior customers was always someone off-camera posing as a customer.  This seems to prove it.


He may be right.  Notice how quickly the "customer" on the phone is to point out "...and that has never happened" almost immediately after the guy conks his head.  When was the last time a customer played apologist for the vendor a split-second after an accident, instead of saying "Ohmygosh, is he ok?" or something like that?  That call-in customer's veracity looks kinda suspicious to me. She seemed to want to push the product a little too much.