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Offline Kommandant

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« on: October 16, 2003, 03:59:19 AM »
Here is a Realistic situation... maybey


There is a broken window upstairs leading into the house, there is a midget under the Kitchen Sink with a chainsaw, Half the Denver Broncos are passed out on your front lawn, Six of the Seven Dwarves are trying to get our of your cellar, Your pantry is stocked with Soylent Green, Nine out of Ten Dentist Agree you should be sued for your miracle toothpaste that actually promotes tooth decay, and Richard Simmons in on the phone trying to order a pizza and constantly refferes to you as "That Pizza Hut Guy"...

What do you do?
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 04:15:53 AM »
I sure wouldn't have anything to do with that acid stuff again, I'll tell ya that.





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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 04:55:47 AM »
sounds like another saturday night to me ...
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2003, 10:25:20 AM »
You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2003, 10:43:36 AM »
I put on my wizard robe and hat...:D
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2003, 11:03:21 AM »
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You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.


[type]open window[/type]
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2003, 11:19:11 AM »
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[type]open window[/type]


You can't see any windows here!


:D Shoulda given ya more.

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2003, 12:43:06 PM »
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You can't see any windows here!


:D Shoulda given ya more.

You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
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Ahhh... a mailbox.

[type]open mailbox[/type]

Ill get you my pretty...  :D
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Offline DmdNexus

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2003, 12:45:00 PM »
Well, am I allowed to light my own farts?
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2003, 01:02:32 PM »
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I put on my wizard robe and hat...:D


STOP THAT!!

God, I keep cracking up at my desk in full view of 120 employees!

Geez, that stuff kills me!
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2003, 01:23:48 PM »
Invite Richard Over so we can sweat to the oldies and make a pizza.  We'd also use the midget as a bench press and improve our muscle tone.
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« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2003, 02:57:30 PM »
Does the midget have a robe and wizard hat?
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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2003, 03:08:03 PM »
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Originally posted by Kommandant
Here is a Realistic situation... maybey


There is a broken window upstairs leading into the house, there is a midget under the Kitchen Sink with a chainsaw, Half the Denver Broncos are passed out on your front lawn, Six of the Seven Dwarves are trying to get our of your cellar, Your pantry is stocked with Soylent Green, Nine out of Ten Dentist Agree you should be sued for your miracle toothpaste that actually promotes tooth decay, and Richard Simmons in on the phone trying to order a pizza and constantly refferes to you as "That Pizza Hut Guy"...

What do you do?


Things I just need to know:
Does the chainsaw actually work?
Where are the other half of the Denver Broncos? Are they actually roaming around the house conscience? Are they going to miss their next game?
What happened to the seventh dwarf? BTW where's Snow White?! Don't tell me she's with Dopey again!!
Does Soylent Green really taste like chicken?
How come the tenth dentist doesn't agree? Could it be a conspiracy against the wonderful miracle toothpaste co because not all dentists agree?
That Richard Simmons is annoying eh? We gotta change our phone number.
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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2003, 04:20:00 PM »
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Things I just need to know:
Does the chainsaw actually work?
Where are the other half of the Denver Broncos? Are they actually roaming around the house conscience? Are they going to miss their next game?
What happened to the seventh dwarf? BTW where's Snow White?! Don't tell me she's with Dopey again!!
Does Soylent Green really taste like chicken?
How come the tenth dentist doesn't agree? Could it be a conspiracy against the wonderful miracle toothpaste co because not all dentists agree?
That Richard Simmons is annoying eh? We gotta change our phone number.


....... I wasen't prepared for that. So here goes

The Chainsaw is rusted shut
The Other Half of the Broncos are prowling around in Seattle trying to find the Starbucks on the four corners of a street.
The Seventh Dwarf is Dopey and Snow White is with him again
Soylent Green tastes like Soylent Orange, but Green
Its always a Conspiracy
Yeah I guess we do have to change the phone number
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« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2003, 04:27:38 PM »
Where are the Bronco cheerleaders???  Thats where I am going, not really into midgets and dwarfs.:lol
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