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Offline Dago

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Women Drivers, there oughta be a law :)
« on: October 20, 2003, 12:43:40 PM »
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Offline Octavius

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2003, 12:46:05 PM »
link no worky :(
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this is probably the same one
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2003, 01:50:16 PM »
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Offline gofaster

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Re: this is probably the same one
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2003, 02:28:36 PM »
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That's pretty good.  Thanks for sharing!
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2003, 02:36:16 PM »
You know...I am as guilty as the next guy of blaming all kinds of stuff on women drivers.  To make my situation worse my wife is also Asian.  Seems like an accident just waiting to happen right?

Well, for a while I joked that my wife was trying to paint our car with various colours by simply scrapping paint from the walls she hit.

Then it happened.  I was reversing our car (which I rarely drive) out of our parking spot and another car was parked behind the car that sat next to ours.  As I backed out and turned I slammed into the front bumper of the parked car with my right hand front panel.

DOH!

A parked car.  I hit a parked car!!!!!

I'm no longer allowed to make any form of women driving remarks in my house.
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Offline Gadfly

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Women Drivers, there oughta be a law :)
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2003, 02:40:40 PM »
My wife ran into My truck, parked in our 40' wide driveway with Her truck while backing out.  Try getting your insurance comapny to pay for 2 damaged($4500+ for both) vehicles, both yours, from the same accident.  They did, but it took a while.
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Offline MRPLUTO

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2003, 03:05:59 PM »
In my opinion:

Women who are bad drivers are usually incompetent at driving.

Men who are bad drivers usually are too aggressive and take chances.

Many exceptions, of course.

The real news is:

Women are safer drivers than men, and a study in the UK showed that they are safer pilots, too!

MRPLUTO
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Offline Strange

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Women Drivers, there oughta be a law :)
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2003, 03:06:09 PM »
:rofl    What a hoot!!:aok
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2003, 11:47:02 PM »
Really cracked me up when I saw it.

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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2003, 01:04:15 AM »
Scares the Bejeezus out of me to ride with my Sister. Drives like a Bat out of hell, Cigarette in one hand, Cell phone in the other, eating M&M's and drinking a DP....all at the same time. How does she steer? With her elbow, while she leans against the steering wheel, of course.:eek:
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Offline davidpt40

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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2003, 03:03:42 AM »
Sounds like she will die from clogged arteries before a car accident.
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