Author Topic: Gay Bishop Consecrated (Read 7893 times)

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #90 on:** November 03, 2003, 09:59:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
Doesn't anyone else find it ironic?

When some 'straight' Bishop gets acused of rampant buttsecks with choir-boys they try to cover it up and protect him.

But some poor gay states he likes the old hershey highway and they crucify him for being honest.

p.s. funked stop touching my ass.

You're confusing the Roman church with the Anglican.

And that's not me, it's SOB.

mrblack · « **Reply #91 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:23:16 PM »

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Same-Sex Pair Bonding in Animals
Just as in humans, animals often form long-term same-sex relationships. In species in which this normally occurs in heterosexual couples, that shouldn't come as a great surprise, but it does come as a surprise in species where heterosexual pair-bonds don't normally form for long if at all. This is true of bottlenose dolphins, which are not known to form heterosexual pair bonds, but which do in fact form homosexual pair bonds, including sex, and often lasting for life.
In animals in which "bachelor groups" form, such as bison, gazelles, antelope, sage grouse and Guinean *****-of-the-rock, it is not uncommon for same sex pair bonds to form and last until one or the other member of the pair departs the relationship and breeds. It is also not uncommon for homosexual preference to form among members of such bachelor groups; when offered the opportunity to breed unencumbered with members of the opposite sex or the same sex, they choose the same sex.

The human pattern of bisexuality also appears in animals. In some cases, animals prefer same sex at one point in their lives, and change preference later. They may even change back and forth. In some cases, animals may seek sex with partners of either sex at random.

In animals with a seasonal breeding pattern, homosexuality can even be seasonal. Male walruses, for example, often form homosexual pair bonds and have sex with each other outside of the breeding season, but will revert to a heterosexual pattern during the normal breeding season.
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I smell BULLCHIT.
Like I said anyone can write a paper on anything.
It don't make it so!
And If that accured in nature too much there would be NO animales.(hint the studmuffins aint found a way to have babies yet)

Do the math it is simple no race wether it be the human or whatever will survive if there is no coupling between male and female.

I mean for crying out loud just look at human genitalia
It only FITS one way.

Sometimes I think God must be looking down at us and shaking his head

Airhead · « **Reply #92 on:** November 03, 2003, 10:34:05 PM »

If Flipper is gay then we should put dolphins back in our Star Kist. Tuna hsn't tasted as good since they banned dolphins as part of the catch.

kieran for the strength of your convictions. May God bless you. >

Vulcan · « **Reply #93 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:09:16 PM »

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Originally posted by mrblack

I smell BULLCHIT.

Don't tell us, tell your mom, no one heres gonna change your nappies

Montezuma · « **Reply #94 on:** November 03, 2003, 11:33:38 PM »

Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me

Lesbian Seagull

Octavius · « **Reply #95 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:09:16 AM »

You smell bullshit because you dont want to believe it.

And read it again:

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it is not uncommon for same sex pair bonds to form and last until one or the other member of the pair departs the relationship and breeds.

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And If that accured in nature too much there would be NO animales.(hint the studmuffins aint found a way to have babies yet)

They do.

and rc51, er mrblack, what do you have to say about those quotes I provided a few posts back? =]

crabofix · « **Reply #96 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:26:14 AM »

Oh, that mrblack guy is RC51?, that explains a lot.

Furious · « **Reply #97 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:40:16 AM »

I believe mrblack doth protest too much.

SOB · « **Reply #98 on:** November 04, 2003, 01:30:04 AM »

Well Kieran, the problem I see isn't with you per say, it's the BS that surrounds your religion. None of you have ever explained to my satisfaction (not that you really need to) the contradiction that lies in thinking studmuffins are going to hell, but at the same time saying it's all about loving your fellow man and they're welcome in your church. Of course, I don't think there's anything wrong with homosexuals and I certainly don't think they should be repentant for living a life that's right for them and really doesn't do any harm to anyone else. I find it hard to believe that you don't hate homosexuals when you bring them up in the same light as pedophiles. Beyond that, I think you're a smart guy and when I see you post on the subject of religion it baffles me that an educated person such as yourself could blindly follow some of this stuff. But then, I just don't "get" religion.

As for referring to homos as studmuffins, I think you should pay closer attention to some of my posts. I've got no more reservation about making fun of studmuffins than I do about making fun of any other racial, sexual, ethnic, whatever group of people. Stereotypes are fun.

AKcurly · « **Reply #99 on:** November 04, 2003, 01:43:26 AM »

SOB, I just want to say that it's a darned shame that you can never be a Bishop now. I was really looking forward to flying with you in a tour or two. Clean up your act and who knows, we might just give you a miter.

I want all of you christians to have a big group hug and get your house in order. Make darn sure who's in the house before you do any hugging though - be a darned shame if anyone actually touched someone of the wrong persuasion.

curly

SOB · « **Reply #100 on:** November 04, 2003, 01:50:52 AM »

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Originally posted by AKcurly
Clean up your act and who knows, we might just give you a miter.

Will it look like a noodle, kinda like the one in that statue?

-tronski- · « **Reply #101 on:** November 04, 2003, 03:16:35 AM »

I sure wish they'd bring out a bible that was more specific about what was relevant, and what obviously isn't....

like in Leviticus:

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womenkind; it is an abomination

Easy enough you say, it's in the bible it must be true!

But then you get some that aren't aparently relevant

like in Leviticus (again):

For every one who curseth his father, or his mother shall be surely put to death; he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him

or even these gems

Exodus: Whoever does any work on the sabbath shall be put to death
Leviticus: A man with a defect in his sight...or a hunchback...or a dwarf ...he shall not offer the bread of his God

Sorry all those with glasses, you're all in big trouble!

Lucky the church follows all the bible so very very very precisely

Tronsky

AKcurly · « **Reply #102 on:** November 04, 2003, 05:02:43 AM »

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Originally posted by -tronski-
I sure wish they'd bring out a bible that was more specific about what was relevant, and what obviously isn't....

Lucky the church follows all the bible so very very very precisely

Tronsky

Thread killer! Curses, Tronsky, some of us had our chair pulled up complete with snacks and softdrinks.

curly

Kieran · « **Reply #103 on:** November 04, 2003, 06:28:23 AM »

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I find it hard to believe that you don't hate homosexuals when you bring them up in the same light as pedophiles.

I didn't put homosexuals in there with pedophiles and such. God does that with His word. Abomination is applied to homosexuality and child sacrifice. Pedophile is a very light analogy by comparison. Look, typically you guys will ask why a religious guy is against homosexuality, and when he quotes scripture you get all huffy about it. I don't have to hate anyone to tell you what God said about them.

Tronski-

Let's talk about Jesus discussing the Sabbath, and his story about a man with a donkey in a ditch on the Sabbath. Should the donkey be left in the ditch?

Cursing your father or mother... to what specifically do you refer? Are you suggesting this means that, no matter how evil your parents are you cannot rebuke them?

-tronski- · « **Reply #104 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:55:00 AM »

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Originally posted by AKcurly
Thread killer! Curses, Tronsky, some of us had our chair pulled up complete with snacks and softdrinks.

curly

Don't fret Curly,

Some religious people are like terminators when you put obvious hypocrisies under the spotlight....they never ever ever ever ever quit,

this will go on, and on, and on....

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Originally posted by Kieran
I didn't put homosexuals in there with pedophiles and such. God does that with His word. Abomination is applied to homosexuality and child sacrifice. Pedophile is a very light analogy by comparison. Look, typically you guys will ask why a religious guy is against homosexuality, and when he quotes scripture you get all huffy about it. I don't have to hate anyone to tell you what God said about them.

Tronski-

Let's talk about Jesus discussing the Sabbath, and his story about a man with a donkey in a ditch on the Sabbath. Should the donkey be left in the ditch?

Cursing your father or mother... to what specifically do you refer? Are you suggesting this means that, no matter how evil your parents are you cannot rebuke them?

LOL

Don't own a donkey....Jesus...never met the man...
as for cursing, don't ask me...ask the guy(s) who wrote the bible, but it would seem pretty obvious to me...

You see the bible which is the word of God, is therefore infallible (aparently), then all of the teachings of the bible must be correctly followed should it not? I didn't realise that you could just pick and choose the ones you particulary like, or suit your arguments like Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womenkind; it is an abomination, but hey...don't worry about being killed for working on the sabbath, because of the donkey thing.

Either way they should just bring out the abridged version...you know, just the stuff that is relevant now...

e.g "god hates your particular lifestyle (dolphins not included), but don't worry about the sabbath stuff, he was only joking about that....oh except those with glasses, and demons...you still all give him the ****s"

That way I don't mistakenly go out and kill someone for working on the sabbath, because I hadn't gotten to the part about the Donkey....but then there is that annoying Thou shalt not kill buisness....wow lucky there is the church there to edit out all that stuff...

Tronsky

ps. I wouldn't really go and kill someone for working on the sabbath...unless he had a gay dolphin...or cursed his mother....(god really gets the ****s if you do that)