More like:
*flight of 3 P38's at 24k over A5*
*1* "Hey guys, theres a furball down there, should we go down?"
*2* "nah, I dont want to end up fighting spits and n1ks and la7's"
*3* "I dunno"
--flight does several circles looking for hi cons, shoots down 1 lone, high alt enemy plane---
*1* "Poor guy"
*2* "Yeah, wonder what's he's doing up here without a wingman"
*3* "I nailed his wingman"
*1* "Really? WTG man, I didnt see him"
-- CH2: hey lazs is at A5 in an La7!--
*3* "Lets get down there and nail him heehee"
*1* "did he say he's in La7? text buffer scrolled up fast"
*2* "yeah, la7"
---Sortie ends with the P-38's getting low and chewed up by the endless hordes of n1ks, spits and la7's. This "Lazs" phenomenon was not encountered--
*2* "farg it! That toejamtyfire HO'd me"
*3* "I saw that from my chute. is that n1k still trying to strafe my silkride?"
*1* "where the fek is lazs? Im shooting every la7 i see and I still havent gotten him"