The worst drink you drank, ever....

[Sikboy]

Originally posted by FUNKED1
Ralph is that you?

I bent my wookie

[eskimo2]

I had a sip of REALLY burnt coffee.  I think that the maker had been left on all weekend.  I poored myself a cup, added cream and suger, and headed off for a meeting.  I took a good sized sip and almost barfed.  At the end of the day, after brushing my teeth about four times, I could still taste it.  Nasty nasty.

eskimo

[Curval]

A gulp from a bottle of beer with about four cigarette butts in it I picked up by accident at a party.

I puked, but probably because it was a budweiser.

[Octavius]

Originally posted by Curval
A gulp from a bottle of beer with about four cigarette butts in it I picked up by accident at a party.

I puked, but probably because it was a budweiser.

ROFL!  Hey everybody I think we found Spaulding Smails from Caddyshack!

[Wolfala]

Kams at the University of Illinois has this god aweful green beer every St. Patricks day and every fake St. Pat's day. It goes with meat - anything green, avoid it! It leads ya to a napalm enima.

Wolfala

[Leslie]

Worst buzz I ever had was Barcardi 151 rum and coke.  That produced a serious and unpleasant drinking buzz.  Drank about a pint.  It was more of a religious experience than a buzz.

However, the absolute worse combination is Irish Cream fortified with George Dickel Tennessee whisky.  This is a good drink.  So good it's easy to overdo it.  I ended up vomiting and couldn't catch my breath for about a minute...was gasping for air and was starting to think I might die.  That's what a sissy sweet drink will do to ya.

But back to the subject.  If all there was to drink was tomato juice and beer, the original bloody mary, I bet a lot of folks would say that was the worse drink they ever had.




Les

[gunnss]

Hmm,
I home brew, and it mostly turns out drinkable.  However my Brewers guild has an initation rite, you most drink a bottel of beer,  but not just any beer, a bottel of "Pine Sol" beer.  It seems that some forms of beer include the addition of minute amounts of pine essence to the Wort while brewing, and one of my Giuld mates added 2 Table spoons of pine essence where he should have added 2 Grams of the same...........  the Brew also had 15 lb of REAL maple extract in it so we couldnt bear to dump the batch, but it never did mellow out.  I could probably get ya a bottle if ya want it was a 15 gal batch .

Gunns

[Leslie]

Thanks for the offer gunnss, but I'm not much of a joiner.   Does sound like a pretty bad drink though.



Les

[Chairboy]

Cement Mixer.

1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Lime Juice (or lemon, either is fine)
1 Participant who has never heard of this

You have the victi-, er, participant put a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream in their mouth and start swishing it through their teeth.

Then, without swallowing, they put a shot of lime juice in their mouth with the instructions to keep swishing for the count of 30.

Hilarity ensues as the lime juice curdles the Bailey's Irish Cream.  Their swishing evenly distributes the lime, converting the whole mass into a mouthfull of Bailey's Cottage Cheese almost instantly.  If they make it through the count of 30, they win.  At the end, the person usually spits the mess into a cup, disgusted.

For some reason, it only works once....

[Chairboy]

Oh, by the way, I win.  It's that bad.

[tapakeg]

I was bartending one time, and some chick with no money came to the bar trying to shmooze a free drink.  She wanted to know what i could get her for  a dollar.  I picked up the mat we make drinks on that catches the spillage from both ends, and  poured a day's worth of slop in a glass and gave it to her.

A Irish car bomb is a shot of
1/2 irish whiskey
1/2 baileys
1 pint of Guinness.

Worst drink ever?
Pete's maple porter.  

Holy fermented Aunt Jamima!!!!!

I do get calls for a lot of different drinks that I ask them several times, "are you sure?"

some of the more absurd ones?

scotch and milk
midori and coke
red wine and coke


Had a guy who wasn't supposed to drink too much but was trying to get away with it  so he was getting red wine with a shot of vodka in it.  There is a cry for help.

Had a bachelor party where they were trying to get the bachelor drunk.  They ordered one shot of vodka and 8 shots of water to make it look like they were doing shots............I gave them all vodka,   you should have seen  the looks on their faces.

Had a guy order "gin and juice"  I asked him what kind of juice?  he didn't know, i guess the rap song didn't go into too much detail,  he said again, " just give me a gin and juice" ............I gave him a gin and tomato juice.

Yeah,  i need a new career

Tapakeg

[Manedew]

Originally posted by FUNKED1
Gin does suck.  IMHO gin, rum, whisky, tequila, are all just poor attempts at making vodka, by primitive uneducated cultures.  
"Me no can get bad taste out of fire water!  Secrets of distillation, filtering, and proper storage heap big problem!"
But the intoxicating effects of these inferior spirits, combined with peer pressure and tradition, convince peoples' brains that they have a pleasant taste, so there is continued consumption of the lesser spirits, even though the technology of vodka-making is now widely available to even the most backwards cultures.

Lol funcked .. between this and Chimay you've got taste hehe.....

Do you drink good potato vodka or that grain crap?

Fat Tire is an American attempt at Belgian beer..... no wonder you like the Chimay more lol  

- Tippel is a much better attempt by the Fat Tire label (can't beat chimay tho)

Oh ya... Chimay is a Belgian beer if folks don't know
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Worst thing I ever drank .....  Saki comes to mind .. but I kinda like it sometimes....

Guess I'd say scoth ale .... Beer that tasted like scotch..... eww

I'll take my wiskey neat; thank you very much

[majic]

"Had a guy order "gin and juice" I asked him what kind of juice? he didn't know, i guess the rap song didn't go into too much detail, he said again, " just give me a gin and juice" ............I gave him a gin and tomato juice."


I used to be an assistant manager at a liquor store.  God I loved doing things like that to those morons.

moron:  "Where you all Moet at?"

(asking for Moet and Chandon White Star from the videos)

me:  "I'm sorry, which Moet would you like?"

moron:  "Moet!"

me:  "Well, there are a number of different types, do you want Dom Perignon, Brut, Nectar Imperial, or White Star?"


It was kinda a sport for me to string them along for as long as possible, showing them the finer points of the ones they didn't want.

[Boroda]

Originally posted by Maniac
This is mine, Rigas Balsam....



The thing is, i got a 1 litre bottle of this sitting here djust waiting to be opened, and i think its going down

40%

It's supposed to be mixed with hot tea or coffee. Or with vodka 1 to 10. Drinking it straight must be an interesting experience.

"- What do you prefer, vodka or pure spirit?
 - I don't know, them both are sooo tasty..."

[Waffle]

Warm miller light with a cigarette butt in it.......


Knew I should''ve stopped drinking earlier, and kept better track of my bottle amidst the others.....

That and some crap from the dominican republic that was full of bark, twigs, leaves and forest floor......I thought i was going to go blind.....