Author Topic: These girls need our help..... (Read 30491 times)

LePaul · « **Reply #120 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:28:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Bridgette
Actually most strippers look and act like any other woman outside of work. You guys probably know a stripper, or maybe more than one, and don't have a clue. Alot of the really hot girls you gawk at in 'normal' life are also strippers and you'd never guess.

Your comments about us here only display ignorance.

And yeah, you boys gotta stop posting on the ladies only forum. It says ladies only for a reason.

*Are* you a lady?

You give SOB a lapdance and we're out.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #121 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:28:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Urchin
Nah.. guys like funked and creamo spam this board to.. they are like a friggin STD we can't get rid of.

But the itch they cause is so satisfying to scratch!
-SW

Martlet · « **Reply #122 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:31:03 PM »

I've never seen a hot stripper in Boston. They must have all moved down south.

JB73 · « **Reply #123 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:34:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Martlet
I've never seen a hot stripper in Boston. They must have all moved down south.

ill agree to that somewhat...

i had the distinct pleasure of attending "The Glod Club" in atlanta GA before it got shut down.

WOW!!

the most amazing women, even got to know the shooter girl quite well. melissa. she was really nice and we must have talked for an hour!

they definatly were a cut above down there!

Octavius · « **Reply #124 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:34:46 PM »

was that before or after you fell off your chair?

JB73 · « **Reply #125 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:37:12 PM »

umm before. remember she was the shooter girl.

i lost count at 12 "shots" of some glowing liquid in a test tube.

for $10 you got a "dance" where she did amazing things with that test tube then puts it in her mouth all the way down, leans over and kissed you. thats when you get the shot.

that was over 7 years ago and i still rememeber every second!

SOB · « **Reply #126 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:48:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Roscoroo
The mrs Roo suggests you all go spend a night at the local Club and support the Girls ... (they have Kids to support at Xmas also)

As if she even needed to suggest it.

Mini D · « **Reply #127 on:** December 07, 2003, 06:50:40 PM »

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Hi MeganS

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I would have offered my comments in the ladies'only forum, as that is where you posted your discovery certain members of the Aces High Community were posting under assumed genders/identities, but I am FAR too much of a man to violate the rules on ANY Board.

First of all I apologize for any distress, consternation or bad will between our two Communities as the result of this blatant trolling. I am considered a leader there and am loved by all, so the task of this apology falls squarely upon my broad, muscular shoulders.

Secondly, you have a snake attempting to ingratiate himself to your Board- and that snake's name is deez. He was banned from our Community at Aces High long ago for attempting to arrange meetings with other members of the Community at local freeway rest stops. He is a sexual deviate, a lower class individual who hates those of us heterosexual males who spurned his advances. He's always lurking in the shadows, kinda like Gollum in "Lord Of The Rings."

Thirdly, I must set the record straight regarding the character of Creamo, Funkypants and SOB. Some of your board members have called them "immature" and "children," among other unflattering names. I was honored to meet these fine gentlemen at a recent Convention, and all of us were delighted to discover our hotel had a very small hot tub.

None of us had brought swimsuits, so we hot tubbed in our briefs.... and I can assure you, these are not "little" boys but are manly men like myself who have been blessed by Nature and genetics.

As we walked through the lobby after hottubbing, wearing only our clinging, wet briefs, all noise ceased as guests and hotel staff alike stared at us in open mouthed amazement... so, please don't think they're immature children... instead think of them as immature adults with really big noodlees.

Once again, on behalf of Funkypants, Creamo and SOB, I apologize, and thank you for taking the time to read my post.

Airhead, here and there.

Gadfly · « **Reply #128 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:08:55 PM »

Strippers are strippers and tards are tards. The only time they should meet is when the Tards have money in thier hands and the strippers are at work.

vanilla · « **Reply #129 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:13:35 PM »

Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.

As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.

For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?

Oh...and what else do you simulate?

Martlet · « **Reply #130 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:15:02 PM »

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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.

As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.

For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?

Oh...and what else do you simulate?

I simulate understanding what the heck you just said.

Tarmac · « **Reply #131 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:15:35 PM »

OH ****, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. All you amateurs, learn your lesson and learn it well. Airhead is the master.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #132 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:17:22 PM »

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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.

As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.

For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?

Oh...and what else do you simulate?

Will you marry me?

SOB · « **Reply #133 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:19:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Gadfly
Strippers are strippers and tards are tards. The only time they should meet is when the Tards have money in thier hands and the strippers are at work.

Mini D · « **Reply #134 on:** December 07, 2003, 07:19:47 PM »

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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.

As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.

For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?

Oh...and what else do you simulate?

Why is it strippers can hate men, but you make fun of a stripper and you're labeled a studmuffin?

Oh... can you post some pics?

MiniD