Author Topic: Petv (Read 287 times)

Hawklore · « **on:** December 11, 2003, 12:38:31 PM »

I'm starting up a new organization called People for Ethical Treatment of Veggies!

Plz sign your name here, and help me support our veggies.

Veggies have a life too!

Habu · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2003, 12:39:52 PM »

I will sign the list as long as you promise you will never put it on paper. I will not tolerate trees being killed for any reason.

Trees are people too.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2003, 12:40:01 PM »

If they are so healthy, we should eat them.

Hawklore · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2003, 04:49:37 PM »

Bump for Plants sake!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2003, 04:50:40 PM »

Oh I thought you meant the people who don't eat meat.

Tarmac · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:03:42 PM »

I would like to be a member of your fine liberal organization. I love everything, including animals, vegetables, terrorists, socialism, Barbra Streisand, and dictators.

However, I am already a member of PETA. I hope your organization doesn't mind. I don't see this as a conflict of interests, but as a wonderful match that could see our two organizations singing Kumbaya around a butane burner (no firewood, since that's abuse right?) for a long time. I think both organizations promote excellent causes!

Unfortunately, the dietary restrictions of your two organizations mean that I probably will not be a member of either one in about two weeks.

P.S. Does joining this organization mean that I can't wear hemp and smoke weed anymore?

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2003, 05:18:08 PM »

Change it to

People for Eating Peta Members.

PEPM
I am all for eating fools who lower themselves on the food chain.

They care so much about the pain of animal slaughter? They can give it a try themselves... I am sure they wont feel much after the bolt hits them in the forehead though.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2003, 08:16:50 PM »

there's allready a site for "People Eating Tasty Animals"

http://mtd.com/tasty/

His hate mail is pretty funny