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Offline strk

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« on: January 17, 2004, 06:13:25 PM »
George Bush Resume

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for the U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought a share of the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that appropriated land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Kenneth Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
After taking off the entire month of August in 2001, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any president in U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences of any president since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest against my policies in public venues (15 million people)shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.history. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate frauds in history.
The U.S. garnered enormous sympathy after the World Trade Center attacks yet less than a year later I made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I am the first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein(now in custody)to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2004, 06:15:14 PM »
Nice liberal rant...

Now open your eyes and look at our past president's record if you want to poke fun.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2004, 06:16:48 PM »
nice dismissal of unpleasant information.

I am talking about the last president.

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2004, 06:23:32 PM »
Old and hardly accurate.

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2004, 06:52:58 PM »
if the DNC gives dean as the alternative to Bush I will have no choice but to vote Bush.

Dean is a non starter for me.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2004, 07:01:39 PM »
Lincoln's Resume'

Previous political experience:

1832: Defeated in first campaign for Illinois House of Representatives
1834: Elected to first term in Illinois House of Representatives
1838: Defeated in bid for Speaker of the Illinois House of Representatives
1847: Elected to seat in U.S. House of Representatives
1849 Ended term in U.S. House of Representatives
1854: Elected to Illinois House of Representatives
1854: Decided to run for U.S. Senate instead
1855: Lost bid for Senate when Illinois legislature elected Lyman Trumbull
1858: Ran for US Senate, lost election to Douglas

Summary: one insignificant two-year term in the federal legislature, several years in the Illinois legislature.

1860: Elected president of the United States of America.

Accomplishments:

Suspended Habeus Corpus.  'Saving the rest of the constitution by destroying a piece of it is a reasonable choice.'

Hundreds of US Citizens are imprisoned due to this act and not told of the reason or length of their incarceration.

Presided over the worst civil strife in American History, resulting in the destruction of the southern states economy, and the destruction of their respective infrastructure.  

In doing so ordered American Army and Navy to fire upon fellow citizens resulting in  the deaths of better than 250,000 american citizens of the southern states and suffering an additional approximately 250,000 deaths of loyal union soldiers.

Oversaw the construction trancontinental railroad, offering huge land grants to the Union Pacific and Central Pacific Railroads, who enslaved Chinese immigrants.  This fattened the coffers of numerous fat cats  Leland Stanford, Charles Crocker, C.P. Huntington and Mark Hopkins among them.  

The rail project hastened the destruction of the Native American Peoples and the destruction of the North American Bison .
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Offline AKWeav

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2004, 07:33:28 PM »
Oooh, and he was a Republican too!

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2004, 07:47:22 PM »
Roosevelt started racist concentration camps and allowed Pearl Harbor to happen to help his east coast industrialist buddies get war profits at the cost of 350,000 american dead!!!!

Wow its really hard to this!!! :rolleyes:

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2004, 08:21:19 PM »
Boosch is Satan

































Votn for Satan in O4

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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2004, 08:22:37 PM »
"I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time."

- Is this true ?

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2004, 08:25:01 PM »
Yes.  And health care for reservists was eliminated.

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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2004, 08:34:37 PM »
Thanks for playing, guys.

Here's an idea.  Go read the  FY2004 National Defense Authorization Act conference report (H.R. 1588), then come back and post again.

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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2004, 09:19:44 PM »
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Originally posted by storch
The vets thing sure is.


In the same breath he increased the VAs budget....biggest increase in HISTORY!

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Millions of vets who agree with Schlotz are angry because they believe the Bush administration has looked the other way when it comes to the aging veteran population.

But Bush’s $63.6 billion 2004 VA budget actually comes in at a whopping 7.7 percent increase over last year's allocation – the biggest VA increase in history. The bummer is, that’s far from enough dough to do the job.


http://www.sftt.org/cgi-bin/csNews/csNews.cgi?database=Hacks%20Target%20Homepage.db&command=viewone&op=t&id=48&rnd=253.1925749590627

I really think your reaching here.  I could go on and on about various "FACTS" you've listed but will save my breath
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2004, 09:30:05 PM »
I didnt write it, I just thought you all would enjoy it.

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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2004, 09:34:43 PM »
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Originally posted by strk
I didnt write it, I just thought you all would enjoy it.


Ahhh, the plausible defense of the amateur troll.