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Offline Charon

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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2004, 05:09:41 PM »
I can see a part where country singer/CIA operative Toby Keets kicks in a door to see French president Jaques Shallack and former US president Willy Klunton in bed naked together and then proceeds to whup 'em with his his star spangled guitar while they blubber for mercy. He could be singing his new hit: Courtesy of My Red, White and Blue bellybutton Beatin' Club.

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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2004, 05:11:06 PM »
Charon
 LOL Charon! You almost got coke spewed on my screen!