I found the company that makes an Alienware copy desktop chipset laptops (no Centrino/mobile chips for me) and I bought one. It runs Call of Duty, AH1, Ah2 (barely, Ah2 doesn't like ATI chipsets for some reason), and I have yet to find something that makes it crawl. Its got enough usb ports internally to run stick, throttle, and pedals and has a 9600 ati vid card.
Same one year warranty as Alienware and they replaced the screen once (no shipping costs either) when ONE of the pixels died.
Well worth the money and 2/3 the price of Alienware.