Ashcroft. Sometimes a man rises to a job, and sometimes he just matches the job to his limitations. First Tommy Chong, sellin' bongs, now Jenna Jameson, miss behavin' some.
I can't wait for the porn = terrorism commercials to start up. I can see it now. Little Jimmy sitting in the John, smoking a spleef and jerkin' the gerkin, too busy to see Osma Bin Ladin outside the window putting the fuse in the huge dildo shaped truck bomb.
Osama: "With each stroke of the weak American flesh...WE GROW STRONGER!"
Charon