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Offline dolomite

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« Reply #15 on: December 27, 1999, 09:46:00 AM »
Least Likely Rule

Just when you think you have it sorted out, and you know which planes are fun, you take one of the "least likely" up and have a blast!

By the way, the Nikki's can be waaaaaay cool.  

Offline Dinger

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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 1999, 01:46:00 AM »
One for the road rule:
When you're RTB with no damage, and you go back -- just for a second -- to whack that lone, low con foolishly chasing you, you will  get shot down.

Offline Duckwing6

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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 1999, 02:00:00 AM »
the F4U Rule  

There will always be a plane thet is faster AND turns better AND climbs better AND is tougher AND is better armed AND it will be flown by everybody else except the Luftwaffles  
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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 1999, 11:18:00 AM »
Here's a feature that isn't in the documentation but I figured out the hard way...

When you start typing into the radio buffer your icon becomes instantly visible to everyone in the arena with a big bright caption that says "This guy will be flying straight and level and not paying attention for the next 30 seconds."  

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Offline Swager

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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 1999, 12:03:00 PM »
Canyons walls are closer than they appear.

FW190: You never have enough speed to run away; always too much speed for landing.

Bf109: If you have enough speed in the dive to catch em.  You'll have too much speed to control plane.  Lawndart!


LW A/C kill me in more ways than one!!

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Offline Fishu

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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 1999, 12:42:00 PM »
Simple rule:

When you think theres nobody around than one single enemy below you, theres suddenly fari... spitfires above you.

When you leave to a place full of enemies, theres none when you arrive there.


Always be a step ahead your enemy.

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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 1999, 01:47:00 PM »
The Disco rule:

Just as you are about to land the 47 at the empty enemy base, your ISP drops you and you have to start again, By the time you get back, the ack is back up, and there are 2 spits and 1 pony diving for your bus.    

(learned that one today)

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