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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2004, 06:00:27 PM »
you don't meet somes definition of "drunk"

buzzed would be a better word for some of these stories..
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« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2004, 07:23:38 PM »
Well... Its different for everyone. Personally I've never blacked out and can go back through events the next morning sequentially and remember pretty much all of it. And I don't stop at "buzzed". If I reach buzzedness I am going for it.

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« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2004, 07:54:14 PM »
I'm generally the same. I don't black out and can remember events, as well as their progression, but that doesn't stop me from calling around in the morning to confirm that my version of reality regarding the previous night is a legitimate one.

If I could only remember exactly what was going through my mind to make diving into a bush of thorns seem logical, then I'd be in really good shape.

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« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2004, 09:56:14 PM »
WHere I used to live, I would pass out in the park w/ my friends and wake up in my bed.

I owe my parents so much....

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« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2004, 11:22:15 PM »
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WHere I used to live, I would pass out in the park w/ my friends and wake up in my bed.

I owe my parents so much....


Where in Gaithersburg do you live?

Not that I know the area well or anything. I just moved here recently.

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« Reply #65 on: April 26, 2004, 11:27:10 PM »
I said I was king Arthur King of the Britons and picked upa  pair of fat chicks luckyly nothing happened I was rescued :D

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« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2004, 11:29:04 PM »
Puked on a cop's shoes while underage and drunk in public.  Thankfully he was the nicest police officer ever and let me go after asking my friend, who was equally as drunk as me, if he was going to make sure I got home alright.

Splitting eighteen pitchers of beer with a friend will make you do things like that.  Oh, the days.

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« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2004, 12:26:40 AM »
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Splitting eighteen pitchers of beer with a friend will make you do things like that.  Oh, the days.

-- Todd/Leviathn


You're saying you split something like 54-72 12 ounce beers?

Are you just one person or an entire basketball team?

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« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2004, 12:39:23 AM »
ohhh Mr Pork, it is possible :)

A friend of mine is a frickin septic tank.  He warms up on a case (24).  He can soak up alcohol like a sponge.  A tolerance that high is insane - I mean, sure, cool you can impress your friends.  But in the end it gets old and turns into a money pit... just for beer! :)


Lets see... I was trying to think of a good one but I probably forgot all the good ones.  I'd say one stupid thing, not the stupidest, was when I went to the pub with a sheriff while underage.  Was homecoming at some campus and some of the alumni were floating around.

Another would be NOT turning my cell off before its too late.  I end up calling EVERYONE in my phone book.  I once found out I had an hour long conversation with a good buddy's mother.... hey, she's hot.
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« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2004, 01:13:17 AM »
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You're saying you split something like 54-72 12 ounce beers?

Are you just one person or an entire basketball team?


It was Rolling Rock, for one.  And we had friends coming and going throughout the night.  So I probably had a little bit less than nine pitchers for myself.  However, we definitely ordered eighteen pitchers of beer that night, and we definitely drank them.

I had a hangover for three days after that.  Probably the most I've ever had to drink in one sitting, before or since.

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« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2004, 01:14:47 AM »
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I think her name was Tina.

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« Reply #71 on: April 27, 2004, 01:23:22 AM »
hehe :)

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« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2004, 04:51:59 AM »
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Puked on a cop's shoes while underage and drunk in public.  Thankfully he was the nicest police officer ever and let me go after asking my friend, who was equally as drunk as me, if he was going to make sure I got home alright.

Splitting eighteen pitchers of beer with a friend will make you do things like that.  Oh, the days.

-- Todd/Leviathn




Reminds me of a ex girlfriend who spat out a mouthfull (not sick) at a security guards feet just as he walked upto the Jeep while we were parked up at a no go area at the airport. Poor bastage don't think he ever realised what it was.  :rofl

Funny as hell to us though.



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« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2004, 05:24:48 AM »
ehh Gixer :(

please..dont EVAR tell us what it was