LOL GTO I wasn't talking about me, I have broadband since 2000... and AFAIK broadband coverage is much better here than in the U.S.
You're right about the mini cabbage ( we call them Brussels sprouts here)...they're just gross! I eat almost everything, but that is just a no-no for me. I remember that when I was a kid, it was always trench war when my mom had the idea to cook some.
And regarding Jean-Claude Van Damme, we gave him to you so we could get rid of him. He's some kind of WMD to brain cells...
But you're right, we're a 3rd world country as we (still) don't have this: