Capt.Pork, on the first night we'll be calling each other "Bumwipe" and "Mielta", on the second night we'll call each other "Chuck" or "Bob", and by the third night we'll be calling each other "Batman" or "StickyBuns."
The saddest thing you'll ever see is the farewells in the hotel parking lot after one of these get togethers. There's alot of tears, alot of hugs and... well, alot of love.
That, alone, is why I will attend.