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Offline Yeager

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« on: May 13, 2004, 10:09:43 AM »
Let us pray for those offended by prayer:

Dear Lord, please fogive those offended by prayer, they are possesed by green demons and know not the error of their ways.

amen.
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2004, 10:13:05 AM »
I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered.   A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.


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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2004, 10:14:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Dago
I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered.   A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.


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Prayers will not work with this requests.

Try Voodoo.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2004, 10:20:40 AM »
"forgive them lord for they know not what they do"
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Offline Westy

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2004, 10:38:43 AM »
Trivial drivelings.

What's your take on killing unborn babies and allowing gay marriage? Do you pray to whatever/whoever/wherever about those issues at all?
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2004, 10:44:06 AM »
Neo-drivelings I would add.

Let us pray:

"Dear Lord,  go easy on Westy, his heart is good but his brain took over and ever since........well, he has strayed from the Lords highway.  Pull him over and give him a warning.  Im sure he will snap out of it....

amen."
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2004, 10:48:17 AM »
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Trivial drivelings.

What's your take on killing unborn babies and allowing gay marriage? Do you pray to whatever/whoever/wherever about those issues at all?


Sure.  I pray that these people may come to the light and be saved.  I dont condemn them....that's not my place.
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Offline Westy

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2004, 11:02:53 AM »
Don't waste meaningless chants or mumblings on me.  I sold my soul to Saurdaukar months ago on these very boards.  I got myself some fine American "manufactured" goods which consisted of a whopper with cheese, a hotapple pie and a super sized diet Coke with the proceeds.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2004, 11:09:02 AM »
I'm still waiting to be paid for mine. :D
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2004, 11:45:31 AM »
Just in:

Radical Christian rock group 'Faith Plus 1' contemplates signing as new members Yeager, Dago, and Gunslinger.  The Christian group sighted the new possible signings to a falling in their ratings. Original members are quoted saying they believed they needed more prayer to inspire the public to their music..

Faith Plus 1 made their way to the charts early last year with hits such as, 'On Your Knees for Jesus' and 'I Just Want to Hold You Jesus'....


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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2004, 11:50:04 AM »
If Beet1e's prayer thread was flame bait, why the hell hasn't this childish nonsense been locked INstantly?
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2004, 11:53:24 AM »
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If Beet1e's prayer thread was flame bait, why the hell hasn't this childish nonsense been locked INstantly?


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Offline ravells

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2004, 11:53:27 AM »
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2004, 12:00:18 PM »
Skuzzy operates exclusively in the 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th dimension.

Only on Thursdays and Sundays am I a Christian.
Friday and Saturday I am athiest, the remainder of the week I am agnostic.
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2004, 12:10:57 PM »
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I pray every day, but alas, my prayer is not yet answered.   A certain old fat drunken English bug who hates America and Americans is still drawing breath.


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HAHAHA

You pray to god to have someone from a video game BBS killed.
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