So let me get this straight...
Kerry's a Cop-endorsed, former criminal-prosecuting, heiress-banging, 'interesting'-hair wearing, sub-average-looking(so as not to offend the male voters), medal-tossing, War-Hero pacifist socialist who can't catch a football... for the people.
If he manages to become a Jewish/Asian single-mother, of African descent, by the beginning of next month, he's got my vote.