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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: May 18, 2004, 08:00:06 AM »
Rip-n-paste special!
http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3314552/detail.html

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Man Arrested After Hotel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

POSTED: 2:35 p.m. EDT May 17, 2004

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager said the room still can't be used.

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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2004, 09:48:15 AM »
sounds to my like ripsnorts real name is Roger Chamberlain  LOL
^"^Nazgul^"^    fly with the undead!
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2004, 09:50:22 AM »
Jail?  That guy belongs in a hospital!  :confused:

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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2004, 10:02:27 AM »
Vapo-rub works better.............  




or so I hear.

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2004, 12:59:45 PM »
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A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."


How did they manage to catch him???
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.

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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2004, 01:17:46 PM »
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How did they manage to catch him???


some kind of net i suppose...though hes probably slipped out sideways from the cell by now

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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2004, 01:38:44 PM »
"Rip-N-Paste"?

LOL, your admiration for yourself is endless. No amount of laughing by the BBS people can detour you love of yourself. In fact, it’s futile. Outstanding. It’s a BBS achievement. I actually respect you, and give.

Amazing.

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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2004, 01:40:07 PM »
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"Rip-N-Paste"?

LOL, your admiration for yourself is endless. No amount of laughing by the BBS people can detour you love of yourself. In fact, it’s futile. Outstanding. It’s a BBS achievement. I actually respect you, and give.

Amazing.


Thank you, you may bow down now.  When you leave, please back away, do not turn your back to me, until you are out of the room.
Thks!

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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2004, 01:49:48 PM »
Ha ha. You never did get all clever when you had to not "Rip-N-Paste". Yada, yawn.

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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2004, 01:59:37 PM »
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Ha ha. You never did get all clever when you had to not "Rip-N-Paste". Yada, yawn.


I promise you 15 towel boys if you make yourself a BBS martyr.

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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2004, 04:24:26 PM »
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I promise you 15 towel boys if you make yourself a BBS martyr.
I thought you only have two sons?  Where are you going to get the other 13?

MiniD

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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2004, 04:52:13 PM »
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I thought you only have two sons?  Where are you going to get the other 13?

MiniD


Your post implies that he may be interested...:eek:

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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2004, 05:01:18 PM »

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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2004, 05:04:15 PM »
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Your post implies that he may be interested...:eek:
The whole squad is interested.  Our last towl-boy was deported back to Puerto Rico.

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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2004, 05:07:51 PM »
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The whole squad is interested.  Our last towl-boy was deported back to Puerto Rico.

MiniD


I thought I recognized a couple of you in the news..