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May 21, 2004
Attention all law enforcement agencies and animal control offices.
WANTED:
CurtissP-6EHawk
aka LtMagee, Maggie,Maggiehawk,Panzyhawk, RocketQueen, Maggie the Mad Field Gunner
Subject wanted for exposing himself to a tour group at a local airfield. Subject is suspected of "soiling" the above aircrafts seat and instrument panel. Lab tests are pending. Subject was last seen wearing red ballcap, fake RayBan aviators,fake beard, white Marshall Tucker Band t-shirt, pink thong panties(possibly stuffed) and clear 6 inch heels. ( suspected stolen from Little Piggies stip club last week) Suspect last seen in blue and mud colored '77 Ford 4x4. Suspect should be considered armed but not dangerous with any weapons. If spotted subject should be beaten severly before being taken into custody. Please wear protective gloves before handeling. Speacial attention to all truck stop bathrooms and WaffleHouses.
That is all.
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