Dinger's proposed constitutional amendments:
A. In order for someone's face to go on our money, that person has to have been dead so long that there is no living American who remembers him or her personally. I mean, look at our cash: we've got Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin. Of these, the only one with questionable cred is Grant. (Those against Hamilton -- uh, you know he did kinda establish the financial base for the country). Of these, the only one anyone could remember when they slapped his face on the currency was Grant. And when his face went up, there were plenty of people to remember him.
B. No naval ship, airport, or weapons system shall be officially named after a living person.
C. Only Republicans go on Mt. Rushmore. And only Republicans shall be allowed to visit that monument.