Edit: found somone better....Gents we have a winner
Mr. Jackson Kirk Grimes
Current Office: Challenger
Office Seeking: President
Party: United Fascist Union
Background Information
Gender: Male
Family: Single.
Birthdate: 09/09/1950
Birthplace: Tampa, FL
Home City: Elkton, MD
Religion: Pagan
Education:
Attended, N.Y.C. School of Drama & Arts Rockefeller Plaza Branch
GED.
Professional Experience:
Stock Broker, Certified, Hibbard & Brown, 1997-1998
Corporal, United States Army, 1968-1972
Actor, Shakespearan off-Broadway productions.
Political Experience:
Candidate for United States President, United Facist Union, 2000
Director & Chief Executive Officer, United Fascist Union, 1996-2003
Storm Trooper, Facist Freedom Front, 1967.
Organizations:
Member, Veterans of Foreign Wars, 2000-2003
Member, Eagles of Lackawanna County, 1999-2001
Member, Screen Actors Guild, 1991-1996.