If I ever get smeared riding my bike the way I do please don't fill two pages with condolences and . Tell lies about me ("He was such a good pilot and a fine person" kind of thing). Drink beer. Throw a party. Have fun. Stage a huge raid on all three HQs at once. I didn't know SEPilot, but from what I've heard he's rolling his eyes and squelching this entire thread.
I've never been a funeral sort of person. Throw me a wake. I have life insurance for that very purpose.