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Offline Red Tail 444

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« on: July 07, 2004, 03:42:32 PM »
nevermind...

Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2004, 03:49:58 PM »
"Whoever said that hell hath no fury like a women scorned never owned a cat."

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2004, 04:11:26 PM »
LOL.....

Truer words were never spoken.

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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2004, 04:21:03 PM »
amen!

Boris and Natasha pulled off the hiest of their short lives last night.  Somehow, they managed to get into the cubbard that has the cat food in it.  Funny thing is, they covered their tracks pretty good.  Didn't leave a crumb on the floor.

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2004, 06:39:24 PM »
don't know what this is about ... but my old cat chewed through 3-4 joystick/mouse cords ....

I learned to tie them up after the frist time .. but she got a taste for em' it seemed.....

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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 07:27:25 PM »
I know a nice home for a cat.  Right in front of my pasenger side tire on my jeep wrangler!  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2004, 07:34:56 PM »
Well sooner rather than later, these felines are going to meet my quarterhorse.

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2004, 07:47:52 PM »
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Well sooner rather than later, these felines are going to meet my quarterhorse.
you mean like in THIS video?
I don't know what to put here yet.

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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2004, 08:03:09 PM »
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Well sooner rather than later, these felines are going to meet my quarterhorse.


Well sooner or later, my dog is gonna eat your quarterhorse.  

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2004, 12:10:31 AM »
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don't know what this is about ... but my old cat chewed through 3-4 joystick/mouse cords ....

I learned to tie them up after the frist time .. but she got a taste for em' it seemed.....


Paint all j/s, mouse cords with vinegar.  The cats will leave them alone.

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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2004, 12:31:45 AM »
I taught my wife's cat to run for it's fuggin life if it sees me coming. I'm sorry if I offend you effeminite cat people, but there's never been a more ingracious domesticated animal than the cat. Pigs are smarter, sheep are prettier and even the lowly cow seeks out the company of man for no other reason than its desire for companionship.

Cats are useless- unless you own a mobile Mexican Roach Coach. Then they're great for taco meat.

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2004, 12:41:21 AM »
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nevermind...



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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2004, 12:45:53 AM »
Willingly to take your cats off your hands for a :

Boxed AMD Athlon 64 3000+ (2.0GHz 754-pin Newcastle) processor with AMD64 technology (full 32-bit support) HyperTransport FSB and 72-Bit Memory Interface, w/ 128KB L1 Cache & 512KB On-Die L2 Cache - Includes Cooling Fan/Heatsink.

You won't be sorry, they'll have a good home.

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2004, 12:13:29 PM »
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Willingly to take your cats off your hands for a :

Boxed AMD Athlon 64 3000+ (2.0GHz 754-pin Newcastle) processor with AMD64 technology (full 32-bit support) HyperTransport FSB and 72-Bit Memory Interface, w/ 128KB L1 Cache & 512KB On-Die L2 Cache - Includes Cooling Fan/Heatsink.

You won't be sorry, they'll have a good home.


OK, gimme that system, and the cats are yours :aok

JB...I was more thinking like a reenactment of the running of the bulls in Pamplona, with the cats standing in for the drunk tourists :)