Kbman, easymo,
Here is a way to really impress a pretty waitress:
When she takes your order, tell her that you want the Sheepherder's Special...
When she askes you what that is, tell her...
"Sheepherder's Special? That's a glass of goat's milk and a piece of ewe."
If she tells you that they don't serve that there, ask her if they have froglegs. If she says yes, you reply:
"Well, would you mind hopping over there and getting me a glass of water?"
