Author Topic: Possible "white powder" spore toxins found at Kerry HQ!! (Read 406 times)

GRUNHERZ · « **on:** July 23, 2004, 09:38:45 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/23/kerry.powder.ap/index.html

Oh wait my bad it was only Botulinum.. No worries now..

john9001 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2004, 10:41:43 PM »

there are no WMD's at the bagdad airport, they are lost in the desert.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:05:35 AM »

That was just dandruff from Kerry`s Rogaine crop.

SOB · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2004, 02:15:10 PM »

I hope they catch the idiot, and hand him a bill for the cost of the emergency serivces response.

Airhead · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2004, 06:19:27 PM »

I mailed some white powder to Bush once... It never made the news. Do you think he snorted it?

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2004, 06:43:57 PM »

No, he did not inhale.

SOB · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2004, 06:54:55 PM »

Airhead · « **Reply #7 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:20:52 PM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
No, he did not inhale.

Actually it was Clinton who claimed he never inhaled, and quite frankly I lost all respect for the guy when he said it.

WTF is up with standing in the circle and PRETENDING to take a hit? If you don't want to smoke the **** then just pass it on, Bubba- Nobody will think any less of you cause you don't want to get stoned.

The only time it's cool to "pretend" to be drinking and partying is if you're getting hammered with your wife and you want to stay awake five more minutes than she does.,, Then you're a dork looking for an advantage. Otherwise you're a dork looking for acceptance.

SOB · « **Reply #8 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:23:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Actually it was Clinton who claimed he never inhaled, and quite frankly I lost all respect for the guy when he said it.

I think he knew that, and was just poking fun at Mr. Clinton. Man you're getting slow in your old age.

Airhead · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:27:24 PM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I think he knew that, and was just poking fun at Mr. Clinton. Man you're getting slow in your old age.

And you're getting sassy now that you've reached puberty.

I know that Grunherz knew that I knew that he was refering to Clinton when he said that. It was YOU who didn't know that I knew that Grunherz knew that I knew he was referring to Bush when he said that.

So.... Touche.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:31:57 PM »

Time for a walk on the beach for you two...

SOB · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:32:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
And you're getting sassy now that you've reached puberty.

I know that Grunherz knew that I knew that he was refering to Clinton when he said that. It was YOU who didn't know that I knew that Grunherz knew that I knew he was referring to Bush when he said that.

So.... Touche.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Oldie McOldstein. Hey, I'm gonna be in Los Gatos on Saturday evening on Aug 7th and may be meeting FunkedUp for drinking booze and talking smart if you wanna come and kick my bellybutton for calling you old!

-edit- that goes for you too, Grunny, I forgot you were in the the area!

Airhead · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2004, 07:59:46 PM »

I'll have to ask my wife.... maybe after she's basking in the afterglow of a great orgasm after an afternoon of lovemaking...

Then again I know how mad she gets if I call her on the phone at those moments. Maybe I'll clean the toilets, wax her car and let her switch my bellybutton with the fly swatter... get her in a joval mood, then ask her.

She might say yes.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2004, 08:05:16 PM »

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I'll have to ask my wife.... maybe after she's basking in the afterglow of a great orgasm after an afternoon of lovemaking...

I'll remind her to talk to you after we're finished.

Airhead · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2004, 08:48:16 PM »

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I'll remind her to talk to you after we're finished.

I was wondering why she reeked of ground beef, grilled onions and A-1 sauce- but no need to put in a good word on my behalf Funked, thank you very much.

She said she'd go if Mielta goes cause he's the only one who helped drag me back to my room after I failed to hurdle a foot high wall, provided there's enough time to get a Doctor's appointment and get the proper innoculations.

Any Smorgasboards in Los Gatos that have a full alcohol bar?