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Dont let flies lay eggs in your ears!
« on: July 23, 2004, 10:28:12 PM »
this man obviously let flies lay eggs in his ears....



...either that or he put these maggots there himself as they are his only friends and he likes their company?



dont sleep by open windows whilst storing pieces of rotting meat in your ears.


Edit: if you cant see these images then right click on them, copy the URL, paste in your URL box and then hit the 'back' button. Its worth a look!!  unless you dont like looking at brains....
« Last Edit: July 23, 2004, 10:32:26 PM by mechanic »
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« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2004, 10:30:58 PM »
I'll be sure to remember that one.
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Re: Dont let flies lay eggs in your ears!
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2004, 11:43:21 PM »
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Originally posted by mechanic

Edit: if you cant see these images then right click on them, copy the URL, paste in your URL box and then hit the 'back' button. Its worth a look!!  unless you dont like looking at brains....


Or... you could just post the link...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2004, 12:01:13 AM »
If I were that guy, I would have scrubbed that down real good with a wire brush then glued a hairpiece over it.
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2004, 01:15:31 AM »
A little Robutussin will fix that right up.
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2004, 01:21:50 AM »
...or he could thrown some jumping cactus in that mess, then nail a two by four over that and mount a drink holder to it.
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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2004, 01:31:48 AM »
Looks like my brain after an hour long client brief.

I'm hungry.
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2004, 12:15:20 PM »
WTF
Possibly the worst pics EVAR.
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2004, 12:18:30 PM »
LOL.. you've been Skuzzinated.
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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2004, 12:27:39 PM »
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WTF
Possibly the worst pics EVAR.


you despise this man now, but he's obviously evolving into a higher being. He's being very open minded in my opinion.

One day we will all have exposed brains with maggots keeping it real.
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2004, 12:33:15 PM »
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He's being very open minded in my opinion.


LMAO
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2004, 12:38:02 PM »
The rotting meat is the real catalyst here.

You should always, always, always use fresh meat of the finest cuts, and it should be changed at least evry other day. In warmer climates it is recommended that the ear meat be changed daily.

I mean..Jeebus! This is basic hygene.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am due to replace a couple of center cuts.:rofl

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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2004, 02:02:04 PM »
Apparently he tells his barber to "just take a little off the sides."
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2004, 12:19:04 AM »
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>>He's being very open minded in my opinion.>>


LMAO     genius pun

and RTR, you're right, in some really hot climates ive heard they change their ear meat almost hourly!
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« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2004, 12:43:29 AM »
Maggots are commonly used in hospitals to clean wounds as they are more efficiant at cleaning wounds and will only eat the dead flesh.

Larger question is what the hell was wrong with this guy to begin with?
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