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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2004, 11:46:05 AM »
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Bribary of that sort runs rampant throughout america, why not raise our standards to that of Europe instead?


lol :D

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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2004, 11:46:07 AM »
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Well Ripsnort maybe if they posted a big sign out front that said they no longer accepted household garden waste so I could see it one of the 500 times I have passed by in the last 4 months I would agree with you.

As it is they don't say a thing until you are there. Then nazi boy smugly tells you to leave.

I am not the type to push kids around. I usually do all I can to cooperate with them if one is serving me at a store or whatever.

You have nothing to fear.  If the police in your town have time to chase down the garbage dump dumpster you must live in Lake Wobegone.  I'm peeing my pants laughing while reading this.  It's too funny This must be a troll!

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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2004, 11:53:48 AM »
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Hmm, I'd say the kid was doing his job. He probably had been a nice guy in the past and had his butt reamed out and threatened with termination for being a nice guy. Then up drives Habu with better things to do...

Your lucky they don't make you pick up trash on the side of the road for a month.
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This from the guy who was practicaly bragging about all the speeding tickets he got.... :rolleyes:

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« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2004, 11:54:46 AM »
This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.

It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.

I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.

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« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2004, 11:58:47 AM »
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This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.

It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.

I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.

Cruise by the station and talk to the sargeant in charge of criminal dumping.  I'm sure he's a busy guy but will gladly take time to discuss the issue with you! B.Y.O.H.C.

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« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2004, 12:00:55 PM »
You must destroy the evidence.  How good are you with fire?
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2004, 12:02:22 PM »
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This is totally true. It may seem to be a troll but I just thought I would share a day in my life here.

It is funny you wake up and fully intend to go to work and have a normal day and then this sort of crap happens.

I am cutting out early anyway. I can't take the heat any more.


Don't do it damn you, DON'T turn yourself in!!!!  :D

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« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2004, 12:02:39 PM »
I support the death penalty for illegal dumpers of lawn refuse!
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2004, 12:04:33 PM »
You know what is funny? The first thing I did when I got to the warehouse today was sweep out the back of my truck.

No lilac leaves or branches to be found there now. Second thing I did was back up under a tree so if I missed the odd little piece it could be assumed it dropped from the tree.

I felt like John Wayne Gacy digging a hole in is basement. Any second I fully expected the police to pull up.

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« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2004, 12:12:39 PM »
send your wife or mom over with money for the guy and offer to pay for your littering.

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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2004, 12:17:24 PM »
THEN tell "Nazi Boy" to kiss your prettythang :rofl

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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2004, 12:21:17 PM »
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send your wife or mom over with money for the guy and offer to pay for your littering.



My wife is laughing her bellybutton off. She does not see the seriousness of the situation. I have a good friend who is a cop. She told me to act dumb if they call and tell them the kid must have got the plate wrong.

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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2004, 12:22:07 PM »
If you had shot the kid there would be no witness.

You gotta start thinking these things through.

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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2004, 12:23:04 PM »
ROTFLMAO:lol    HABU, I wonder what'll be waiting for you when you get home this afternoon? Hmmmm...?

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« Reply #29 on: July 27, 2004, 12:23:16 PM »
Ok, I got it, it's ok to break the law if you feel it is not an important one.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)