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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2004, 10:32:05 AM »
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21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a “banana”.
 


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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2004, 11:02:30 AM »
Damn that's funny... Thanx.

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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2004, 11:13:27 AM »
58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not “Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.”

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2004, 11:23:04 AM »
ROFL!  Some good stuff in there.  :D

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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2004, 01:17:52 PM »
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2004, 01:20:29 PM »
56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.

134. The loudspeaker system is not to be used to broadcast the soundtrack to a porno movie.

147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.

148. Putting red “Mike and Ike's” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny

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29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

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