Author Topic: Lance Armstrong is busted (Read 708 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** August 03, 2004, 11:46:44 AM »

Post race analysis:
The French authorities running the Tour de France identified 3 foreign substances.....
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CyranoAH · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2004, 11:48:31 AM »

So much for the "good intentions day" thread.

Daniel

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2004, 11:49:32 AM »

Its a joke! Relax! Wait, I'll find an American one to make you feel good.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2004, 11:51:45 AM »

Christmas in Washington

The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington,DC this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men or a virgin in the nation's capitol. There was no problem however finding enough tulips to fill the stable

CyranoAH · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2004, 11:52:22 AM »

Neg on that Rip! It wasn't the whole community who posted your joke. Find one about bald bimmer owners, I'm sure there are plenty!

Daniel

slimm50 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2004, 12:38:25 PM »

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Neg on that Rip! It wasn't the whole community who posted your joke. Find one about bald bimmer owners, I'm sure there are plenty!

Daniel

Rip owns a bimmer??!! Then he must be rich! Ah, see, I knew that was a pic of him in that other thread he started about how to spot a rich person.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2004, 12:55:03 PM »

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Originally posted by slimm50
Rip owns a bimmer??!! Then he must be rich! Ah, see, I knew that was a pic of him in that other thread he started about how to spot a rich person.

LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.

CyranoAH · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:08:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.

Come, come now Rip, you do own a 330 Ci with the sports package and leather, right?

Now don't hide under "base prices"

Daniel

Wanker · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:13:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
LOL, a common misconception.

BMW 3 series base price: $27,500.

Hey Rip, the 330XI I want is just a tad more.

http://byo.bmwusa.com/configurator/config/frameset.asp?Acode=XAB40BMC222A0

Think I'll be driving my '99 Audi around a lot longer!

AWMac · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:19:22 PM »

Carpeting your entire garage for your Beemer...... $4,897.00.

Gads

Ripsnort · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:33:23 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Carpeting your entire garage for your Beemer...... $4,897.00.

Gads

$650! Bargain!

banana, we test drove one too, wife didn't like it, I didn't like the price, so she's hanging onto her Explorer for another couple years.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:34:23 PM »

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Come, come now Rip, you do own a 330 Ci with the sports package and leather, right?

Now don't hide under "base prices"

Daniel

New Ford F250 trucks cost more than my 330Ci did!

SOB · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:54:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Its a joke! Relax! Wait, I'll find an American one to make you feel good.

Rip is lying AGAIN! That was NOT a joke. It didn't even arouse my infantile sense of humor.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2004, 02:23:51 PM »

This just into the news room...Lance Armstrong story:

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a set of testicles and a backbone...

SOB · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2004, 02:31:47 PM »

That made me chuckle, I hate you.