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Offline Martlet

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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2004, 07:00:04 PM »
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You would do better against Al quida. Hell you couldnt even take on the french canadians.


I've taken many French Canadians.  I grew up in Maine.

The last was big boned, though, so I gave her a fake name.

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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2004, 07:26:30 PM »
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I'd gladly join the army to battle Canadian terrorists..


Get Thrawn and Nash first!  :rofl

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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2004, 10:22:58 PM »
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I've taken many French Canadians.  I grew up in Maine.

The last was big boned, though, so I gave her a fake name.


What did you call her? Did she have a "Pongo was here" tatoo on her right breast?

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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2004, 11:25:19 PM »
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You wouldn't pick up an M16.  You COULD, but you wouldn't.




The stock is completely wrong for an m16.

The barrell is too long for an M4.

The barrell grip looks like it is off of an m16a1 but it's far too short.

I don't see a brass deflector either.

Now, I'm drunk but I don't remember an angle for the magazine reciptle and the handle looks funky also.
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Offline RTR

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2004, 09:58:30 AM »
LOL Martlet.

Those "big boned" french ladies are our first line of defence.

Grun, we have lots of oil up here. It ain't for sale, we use it to light our BBQ's, do art projects, keep bird populations down, and sometimes we even use it as a fuel.

As a matter of fact, here in Alberta, each and every homeowner has thier own oil well in thier back yard.

Now, natural gas is a different story all together. Only the rich and powerful get to have a gas well in addition to thier oil well.

Come on up :)

bring beer and wings though.

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