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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« on: August 18, 2004, 10:49:33 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.


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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2004, 11:07:29 PM »
Welcome to 15 post below!

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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2004, 11:56:06 PM »
Listen to "God's Own Drunk"

Jimmy Buffet, last song on 'Living and Dying in 3/4 Time'


Nice parallel.

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2004, 04:46:49 AM »
While it is true I do live in WA State, close to Seattle I had nothing to do with this particular unfortunate incident.

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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2004, 04:53:50 AM »
I think you have a bear fetish Grun, this is not the first time ive seen bear stories comming from you :)

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2004, 12:30:39 PM »
Tehy are cute and fund..

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2004, 12:34:56 PM »
Yeah, that's Chuckles, the FDB mascot.  We passed out so there was nobody to drive him to the store for more beer, so he went out on his own.

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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2004, 12:41:25 PM »


I look forward to seeing this story posted again tommorrow by somebody else not paying attention.
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