UK guys ya best grab one quick
Heir Blairs bunch have already done away with a single food knife buying frenzy (but of course you can still buy two or more)
Down the grapevine i think stuff akin to a piece of 2x2 will be illegal (gawd help the builders)
Also this is true, Heir blairites are thinking through the legality of forcing certain children deemed to be in a stark/dire/underprivaliged/rundown area to have 1 maybe two injections, 1 would be a anti-smoking drug (hmm uk tax n excise on baccy keeps uk afloat hmmmmmmmm, 2 an anti-drug injection
I guess in blairs/ites constituencies these forced or might soon to be forced injections would be ommitted !!!
And for all the chippies out there, when the call up for your power nailers err amnasty i mean send all clips of ammo err sorry i mean T staples/nails or alike, Blair would'nt want you to harbour an offensive weapon
Ohh hammers may be coming under the hammer so to speak
he he
Lastly but this is real funny, Seems a committee is pondering over the best type of anti-child harming disposable nappy stay tuned
Man i can't remember any other "must do unto the uk populus" off the top of my head, lol wait that's right, Maybe soon frontal lobotomies for all anti-blairites !!!
Remember smacking is legal err i mean illegal err i mean both
Ahh heir blair and his wasting of taxpayers money
Bluncket the blind (no offense to blind people but this dude wouldnt have vision if he had 100 sets of working eyes)
He forsees us all being sat tracked for our own safety and eye lasered for ID and maybe the new labour could squeeze in ration cards again who knows they haven't said they won't but heck they said a load to get to power like everyone else
Just remember come the revolution we will attack the power base with flour mixed with water, wait the banning h2o in case we drown !!! and taxation of flour is too much to cast away at a person in the form of a lethal projectile hmm or is it
Ya gotta laugh how anything longer than 6in in the uk is getting banned wowsa guys watch out if you were twice in gods queue for nads n todger i bet they will or are soon to be classed as deadly weapons and would need surrendering and shortening to a standard length
OK funny post over
Think so
Check up on some of the above lmao
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