Thats it! BAN PITCHFORKS!!!!

[Flyboy]

Originally posted by Sandman
Rust doesn't cause Tetanus.

the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.

tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.


ill go for the painfull shot

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by Flyboy
the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.

tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.


ill go for the painfull shot

Tetanus shots dont hurt, until you get the bill that is... $500 last time I had one in the emergency room..

[vorticon]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
What about hand forks?

yes we shall ban non plastic hand forks in places outside predetermined fancy food sellers. if you own a fancy resteraunt i suggest you get a ffs card pronto

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Flyboy
the tetenus bacteria (sp?) can only exist in un-aerobic conditions such has in layers of rust. if you get a cut by a rusty dirty thing, batter get a tetenus shot.

tetenus bacteria is extremly violent, can kill you in less then 48 hours.. it produces a toxin that works like a nerve gas, basicly you might shake so hard you will brake your own neckbone.


ill go for the painfull shot

Tetanus is a dangerous nerve ailment caused by the toxin of a common bacterium, Clostridium tetani. Bacterial spores are found in soil -- most frequently in cultivated soil, least frequently in virgin soil. They also exist in environments as diverse as animal excrement, house dust, operating rooms, contaminated heroin, and the human colon. If the spores enter a wound that penetrates the skin and extends deeper than oxygen can reach, they germinate and produce a toxin that enters the bloodstream.

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Bacterial spores enter the body by way of animal bites, surgical wounds, needle injection sites, burns, ulcers, and infected umbilical cords -- and by the proverbial rusty nail. Be particularly suspicious of any wound caused by a dirty or dusty object that has been outdoors or in contact with soil.

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[Maverick]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
What about hand forks?

You're right Skuzzy. We must ban all sharp or edged objects. We must protect society from itself!!