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Offline wipass

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« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2004, 08:41:09 AM »
Think out of the box, who the heck wants to eat the dead carcass of an animal, sheesh .........

¾ pound eggplant (1 small or ½ large)
1½ t salt
12 slices sun-dried tomatoes
1 c water
1 T olive oil
2 c onions, chopped
1 clove garlic, quartered
½ c rolled oats
1¾ c bread crumbs (or 7 slices of stale/toasted sandwich bread)
2 T sesame seeds, toasted
1½ c carrots, grated
Pepper
2 T flour
1 T vegetable oil
 
Directions Preheat the oven to 400°.
Peel and dice the eggplant, place in colander, sprinkle with 1 t salt, toss, and let rest for 15 minutes.

Place the sun-dried tomatoes and water in the small saucepan, bring to a boil, and simmer for 5 minutes.

Rinse the eggplant, place on baking sheet, and drizzle with olive oil. Place onions and garlic on the other baking sheet, and put both sheets in the oven. Bake 15-20 minutes, until eggplant is tender and onions/garlic are golden brown.

Grind the oats in the blender, add bread crumbs or the stale bread broken into pieces, and blend until the mixture starts forming crumbs. Pour into large bowl.

Drain the tomatoes and place in food processor along with eggplant, onions, and garlic. Blend until fairly smooth, then add to oat/bread crumbs and mix.

Stir in sesame seeds, carrots, the other ½ t of salt, and some pepper. Chill for one hour.

Dip your hands into flour, then form the mixture into 4 burgers. Heat the olive oil in the skillet over medium heat, add the burgers, and fry about 3 minutes, until golden brown. Flip, repeat, and serve.
 
Yummy, no animals died in the making of this recipe

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« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2004, 08:55:13 AM »
Crab cakes made from MD blue crabs are awesome if made right. Even poorly made ones are good.

They look like white hamburgers, and you use tartar sauce instead of that girly mayonaise, so I thought I'd add them. Taste way better than vegetable patties.
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« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2004, 09:29:18 AM »
Yes crab meat "burgers" are great too - with tartar sauce.

Veggie burgers can be good too, but its rare.  The best ones I've had are this great restaurant called Nepenthe, in Big Sur California. They are awesome.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2004, 09:31:28 AM by GRUNHERZ »

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« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2004, 09:31:35 AM »
BE GONE YON HEATHEN VEGGIE BOYS!

Only people with a taste for real meat should be reading and responding here. :p

Yes Gschloz if you use a little close to 1/2 pound you are probably right on the money.

As for restaurant chain hamburgers the ones you can get at a chain called Hardees here in the US are probably the best that I have had in a long time. They are all near the 1/2 pound mark in weight and carry all the classic artery clogging items such as full flavor mayonaisse and bacon (not turkey bacon). They definetely outclass anything that McDonalds and Burger King can put in your hands and they don't add onion rings or grilled soggy onions like those others do.
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« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2004, 09:33:04 AM »
Hardees looks an awful lot like Carl's Junior.. :)

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« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2004, 09:49:15 AM »
GScholz, i'm a McDonalds & Burger King Fan :)

i try to copy the burgers at home, my friends like my burgers alot.
I serve with french frys and coke or shake.
Here is the hamburger recipe the way i do it at home:

Hamburger ingedients:
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1 -Pound ground chuck (80% lean)
   -Small hamburger buns
   -Hamburger dill slices
   -teaspoons dried, chopped onion
   -Hamburger Seasoning *
   -Mustard
   -Ketchup
   -waxed paper

* Hamburger Seasoning:
4 Tablespoons salt
2 Tablespoons Accent (its called natriumglutamat in germany)
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/4 teaspoon onion powder

The Beef Patties:
Divide 1 lb of beef into 10 equal sized balls. Form a patty out of each ball about 4 inches in diameter and 1/4 inch thick. Do this on waxed paper.
Now freeze the patties for at least an hour. (this keeps them from falling apart when you grill 'em)
Obviously you'll do this in advance of "burger time".
It is pretty tough to make patties this small, so if you come up with 9 patties, I'll forgive you.

The Pickles:
McDonald's® pickle slices are unique in flavor, very sour dills. The only product I know of that comes close to the distinctive flavor is HEINZ
Genuine Dills. (original sour dill.) But they don't come in slices, so slice your own VERY thin).

The Buns:
Use the small, plain cheapo store brand hamburger buns. You know, they come 8 or 12 in a pack.
(You'll want to separate the tops, or "crowns" from the bottoms, or "heels"...as most likely they'll be connected slightly on one edge.) When it's
"burger time", you'll be toasting the buns. Those instructions are coming up.

Before you cook these marvelous hamburgers, pre-cut 10 12"x12" sheets of waxed paper. You'll need them to wrap the
burgers.

Cooking your hamburgers!
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Pre-heat your oven to warm..its lowest level, this is for later.You're going to need two electric griddles . One to grill the meat, the other to toast the
buns. Pre-heat the meat griddle to 375-400°, and the bun griddle to about 350°.  

#1 -Toast the crowns of 4 buns (tops) Do this by laying them face down on the griddle closely together. Put a dutch oven (pot) bottom side down directly
on top of the buns.(open side facing up) This is only to apply hands-free pressure to the buns so they will toast evenly. (Don't use anything TOO heavy
like cast iron. You'll smash the buns.)

#2 -Lay the frozen patties on the other grill. After about 20 seconds, "sear" them by applying even pressure with the back of a metal spatula, and
pushing down on the front with your free hand. (careful not to burn your fingers.) Do this only for about 2 seconds...you should hear them sizzle louder
while you "sear" them. After searing them, sprinkle generously with McDonald's burger seasoning.

#3 -At this point, your buns are nearly done. They will have an even tan color when finished. Remove them, and repeat the the "bun toasting" process
with the heels. (bottoms)

#4 -After about one minute since searing the patties, turn them over. Careful, don't tear the side you seared. Add another dash of Seasoning and about a
teaspoon of your prepared onions. (Don't be anal and use a measuring spoon...no time...just two fingers and a thumb full.)

#5 -Now quickly dress your buns. (crown, or top side) Mustard first....five "kisses" the diameter of a pencil evenly spaced in a circle about a half inch
from the edge.
Then the Ketchup, (use Hunt's if you can) five squirts the size of a nickle..in the pattern found on dice. Place the pickle in the middle.

#6 -By the time you finish that, the meat will be done. (about 1 minute or 1:10 after turning) Remove the meat and tilt to the side to allow excess fat to
drain off. Use your free hand to hold down the onions. Place patties onion side up on the dressed crown, top with toasted heels. (the burger will be
upside-down)

#7 -Lay one finished hamburger, still upside-down, in the center of your pre-cut waxed paper. Wrap the paper around the burger tightly. It should
resemble a very oblong tube with two open ends, and the burger in the middle. Then wrap the open ends underneath the bottom of the burger so it is
enclosed tightly.

#8 -Wrap them tightly and let them sit about 5 minutes.
Place wrapped hamburger in your Microwave. Then ZAP 'em for 15 seconds (one at a time) in the microwave. This will complete the "Q-ing" process without over microwaving them like they do now. In fact, they almost taste better this way.

#9 -ENJOY!! This is how they used to be. (You might consider toasting your buns first, at least the crowns, to give you extra time to dress them.)
I preffer Cheesburgers! :)
( add 1 slice of American Cheese to the hamburger, if you dont have it,
look for Cheddar slices or Chester Cheese, its ok!).

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« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2004, 10:35:37 AM »
You dont want to know why McDonalds pickles have a distibct flavor..

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« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2004, 10:58:58 AM »
I have eaten at McDonalds five times in my life, and i was drunk 2 of them. Not my kind of food but i guess alot of folks like it. :)

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« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2004, 11:00:32 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
I have eaten at McDonalds five times in my life, and i was drunk 2 of them. Not my kind of food but i guess alot of folks like it. :)


How can this be achieved? If I'm hungry and in a hurry, then the nearest Burger joint is the easiest and cheapest solution and quite often it happens to be MD.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2004, 11:04:45 AM by mora »

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« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2004, 11:05:15 AM »
Easy, i just look for a another burger joint that is not part of a chain... plenty of them and they serve better and bigger burgers. They are usually run by asians or or people from Pakistan.

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« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2004, 11:08:31 AM »
Nielsen, in the '80 during my College time, i was working at our local McDonalds in my spare time to get some xtra money.
Thats why i know how to cook burgers the MC way ! ;)
I think you like it or not, i was allways a fan of MC and still today.
Right now my favorite burger is the McRib!

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« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2004, 11:10:49 AM »
The meat is good Ghost, its just the size i dont like. I prefer mine huge and juicy with lots of lettuce and fat dripping down my chin, and not many smaller burgers :)

Also, you can see them making the burgers in the smaller joints, unlike McD were they make them somewhere in the back.

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« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2004, 11:17:48 AM »
They do have bigger burgers on rotating menus, but these also lack the appropriate amount of fat.

I'd kill for a burger from Wendy's or In'n Out.

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« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2004, 11:42:10 AM »
Forgot to add... As much as I think Fuddruckers is largely overpriced, they do serve one thing that you can't find at a Wendy's, Carl's, Burger King, McD, In 'n' Out, etc...

BEER!
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« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2004, 11:59:39 AM »
Amen, brotha!!