Here's another plan - just claim victory e.g.,
"No, what I said was that, because we achieved such a rapid victory, more of the Saddam loyalists were around. I mean, we thought we'd whip more of them going in.
But because Tommy Franks did such a great job in planning the operation, we moved rapidly, and a lot of the Baathists and Saddam loyalists laid down their arms and disappeared. I thought they would stay and fight, but they didn't.
And now we're fighting them now. And it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work.
" - Bush 1st presidential debate
So let me get this straight - we won. We had a rapid victory. But we did it too fast, so we're taking casualties? It must be very hard work comming up with that convoluted logic. But I guess it comes in handy when one cuts taxes and increases spending.