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Offline Shuckins

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« on: October 20, 2004, 03:48:47 PM »
...from teaching that is.

Before I explain...I'd like to welcome me back to the boards!

"Welcome back Shuckins!"

"Well thankee, Leggern.  It's braugh goot to be back!"

For those who may have been wondering (both of ya) where ole Shuckins has been, I'll provide a short synopsis.

Changes in Arkansas law required all school districts with fewer than 350 students (k-12) to consolidate with a larger district by the fall of 2004.  Arkansas City Schools, where I was gainfully employed for the last 23 years, allowed itself to be annexed by McGehee School District in order to meet the new state requirements.

Unfortunately, there was a gap between the final pay period of my old district and the beginning of the fiscal year for the new district.  Therefore, I received no paycheck for the month of August.  Needless to say, some bills went unpaid that month...among them was the cable bill.  Ahem.

The check for the month of September had TWO months of medical insurance premiums withheld from it in order to prevent the policy from lapsing.  This cut my take home pay, which was about $2,200 by more than 25%.  (Isn't the teaching profession wonderful!?)

By the first weekend of October, the gloom around my house was palpable.  I had made plans to retire at the end of the school year, draw my retirement check, and work for a youth service to bump up my income, but it was beginning to look like we would have to declare bankruptcy instead.

That Sunday, a friend in my church who worked for the youth service, told me a job had suddenly come open.  He wanted to know if I was still interested in the position.  (Does a fat dog fahrt!)

It was like receiving manna from Heaven!  The cloud lifted.  With the help of the assistant superintendent, I was able to get out of my old contract.  The school purchased my unused sick days, and I am scheduled to begin my new job working with special ed students at the juvenile center on Monday, October 25.  I begin receiving my Teacher Retirement Check at the end of November.  

It may not seem like much to some, but the change will mean a net increase of 50% in takehome.

Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

It's GOOD to be back!

Regards, Shuckins/Leggern

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2004, 03:58:40 PM »
good sheite..welcoem back

Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2004, 04:06:19 PM »
Welcome back Shuckins!!

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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2004, 04:08:27 PM »
Welcome back Shuckins! Been missing your insight to current events.

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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2004, 04:08:41 PM »
Dang BBS hiccups :mad:
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2004, 04:16:45 PM »
Welcome back,
Congratulations on the new job.
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2004, 04:19:04 PM »
Welcome back
Congratulations on the New job
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Offline eskimo2

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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2004, 05:07:59 PM »
There's two ways to read the title of this thread...
I thought it was the other one.

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Offline Pongo

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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2004, 05:59:24 PM »
You spend 25% of you take home on health care premiums?
Wow.

Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2004, 06:33:36 PM »
Yep Pongo.   I did...at least for that month.   Actually, it was more than that.

School has a cafeteria plan which pays the premiums from money taken out of the salary before it is taxed.  The school also picks up part of the cost.  Still, it's a whopping big percentage of base salary.  

My net income hasn't changed in six years.

Until now that is! :D

Regards, Shuckins

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2004, 06:52:46 PM »
sweet deal. Welcome back.

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2004, 08:38:46 PM »
Thanks MT.  Appreciate it.

Any intelligent threads on the boards these days?  Or are the youngsters in here still embarassing themselves?  ;)

Regards, Shuckins/Leggern

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2004, 09:46:27 PM »
Wow...I read your post title and then I read that you were a special ed teacher.  That's when I thought "Geez, way to be PC Shuckins!"

My mistake, congrats on being RETIRED !
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2004, 10:37:15 PM »
Congrats on your retirement!
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2004, 10:43:52 PM »
Thanks Mav...I think I'm going to enjoy it.

Sorry to hear about Goose.