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Offline Zippatuh

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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2004, 03:49:22 PM »
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Zipp, better idea:  Instead of razor blades how about coating the edges of the sign in that blue paint that takes about a month of constant washing to remove?


Mildly more amusing and you won't get arrested.



Good idea Swoop; but where do I get the paint and what’s it called, any ideas?

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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2004, 03:52:55 PM »
The other day I was cruising around Kansas City and when I stopped to vandalize a Bush-Cheney sign I got my fingers all cut up cause some dork taped razor blades to the edges of the sign.

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« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2004, 03:55:50 PM »
i like it razor blades!!!

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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2004, 04:00:12 PM »
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It's good to see you're still condoning criminal behavior, though.
Where in your warped little mind did I condone criminal behavior? I was berating yours.
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Re: Taking my “Bush Cheney 04” signs going to stop me!
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2004, 04:06:51 PM »
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Ok, so all I get to hear about these days on the radio and such is the number of Kerry/Edwards signs that have been disappearing around the city.  I found that kind of childish and started paying closer attention to the signs in the neighborhood.

I saw that, in my neighborhood at least, this wasn’t happening.  Until my Bush/Cheney sign suddenly disappeared.  I took a drive around and did a mental note on the sign locations.  Yup, all the Kerry ones still in place; however, there was another missing Bush sign.  Then a day or so later, another, then another, slowly it appears that someone is going through the area and pulling out the Bush signs.  When talking to the lady at the Republican Election Headquarters for Jackson County they had no additional yard signs as it seems a lot of them are being taken.

This is so ignorant as to think that taking a sign will help get your candidate elected.  This inspired me to come up with a solution.

I have 5 poster signs, a few for backup, ready for construction.  I’m placing double edged razor blades at key points where someone would grab the sign.  I have them well placed and somewhat “hidden”.  Paying close attention and you’ll see them with no problems.  Doing a drive by and yanking it in the middle of the night though; well, that might cause a bit of skin to break open.

Nothing like a few stitches and a good scar to help remind someone of their stupidity in the future!

Oh and for those of you going to post about the liability, I’ll work that out when the handsomehunk who tried to take it in the first place tries to explain the situation and how their fingers came to be close enough to get shredded.


Just out of curiousity, are you ready to get sued? This is modern day America, after all. You're making an assumption that it is the "adults" only that are taking signs. What if it happens to be an 8 year old kid pulling a prank? The kid shouldn't, I know, but kids do stupid things, too.
Are you ready to stand before a judge to explain your booby-trap?
What about to the parents of the kid that needs to go to the hospital to get some stitches, a tetanus shot, or worse, reattachment surgery? If that sugery didn't take, amputation?
At that point, I'd think it would have sunk in that what you did wasn't too bright.
Or is your sign THAT valuable? BTW, I couldn't care less if it was a Kerry/Edwards sign instead.
...and no, I'm not endorsing the sign stealing by stupid adults.
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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2004, 04:10:01 PM »
Jeez.  i just rig C4 to my sign to go when it's pulled out.  Maybe I should be more subtle.
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« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2004, 04:11:19 PM »
Everyone here is so sure that I’m going to get arrested.  I don’t think I will.  Whoever ends up with bloody hands I’m not all that sure will head to the law.

I think “why were your hands on the sign in the first place” would be a good question.

I know that there will be some liability attached but like I said, I don’t think it will end up with the law.  So he/she wants to make a fuss?  Bring it, most of the Kerry supporters that I’ve met can be beaten down by a 10 year old girl.  Hell most can’t even make a decent verbal argument for the guy other than “I hate Bush”.  Wow, informed decision.

As for not thinking things through; I’ve done a very good job at deciding where and how to mount the blades.  They’re not just placed anywhere but in the best locations for their possible use.  They could get lucky, but with my design, I doubt it, unless a lot of care is taken.

Since the signs I have are not actual yard signs I’m placing it on a steel “for rent” sign.  I have to use a sledge to drive the legs into the ground.  That in it self should be pretty good but I think the resistance factor will cause more damage when pulled on in the wrong places.  I’ll also have to tape the sign to the “for rent” placard.  I have the right tape so it doesn’t look tacky with the blades at just the right points for someone who might take the time to peal it off.  Ouch, watch out for those finger nails, a manicure is just waiting for ya ;).

I do have a family and although the wife isn’t too keen on the idea I’m going ahead anyway.  I doubt strongly that whoever ends up with stitches is going to do much but rethink taking signs.

Claymores aren’t an option due to Missouri law.  They actually have to be in the house before you can kill them.  With the baby crawling and having to redo the paint job, it’s just not worth the extra work.  If I was in Texas; maybe, but the state laws here are a bit different.  Good idea though!

As for putting them in the window or attached to a tree… I shouldn’t have to therefore I’m not.  It’s the principle of the thing.

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Re: Re: Taking my “Bush Cheney 04” signs going to stop me!
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2004, 04:15:08 PM »
Sab, it will be some whiney liberal judge that sentences him to 5 years probation instead of a good all-american conservative that would sentence him to 30 years hard labor like he deserves.
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« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2004, 04:17:11 PM »
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Just out of curiousity, are you ready to get sued? This is modern day America, after all. You're making an assumption that it is the "adults" only that are taking signs. What if it happens to be an 8 year old kid pulling a prank? The kid shouldn't, I know, but kids do stupid things, too.
Are you ready to stand before a judge to explain your booby-trap?
What about to the parents of the kid that needs to go to the hospital to get some stitches, a tetanus shot, or worse, reattachment surgery? If that sugery didn't take, amputation?
At that point, I'd think it would have sunk in that what you did wasn't too bright.
Or is your sign THAT valuable? BTW, I couldn't care less if it was a Kerry/Edwards sign instead.
...and no, I'm not endorsing the sign stealing by stupid adults.


I’m willing to take collateral damage if necessary.  I doubt that it’s an 8 year old but more likely a teenager.  Although my neighbor’s psycho friend is a Kerry fanatic, it may be her when she comes to visit.

My guess is that whoever is doing it is somewhere between 16-20; or my neighbors friend.

I have coverage; although I might not after it gets used.

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« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2004, 04:21:06 PM »
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I’m willing to take collateral damage if necessary.  I doubt that it’s an 8 year old but more likely a teenager.  Although my neighbor’s psycho friend is a Kerry fanatic, it may be her when she comes to visit.

My guess is that whoever is doing it is somewhere between 16-20; or my neighbors friend.

I have coverage; although I might not after it gets used.


Well better hope it's not a minor that tries to take your sign. Hope your assumptions are correct and that you're not facing a judge thinking about Murphy's Law. Good luck.
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« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2004, 04:29:30 PM »
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Where in your warped little mind did I condone criminal behavior? I was berating yours.


By berating mine and ignoring the criminal behavior that initiated the event.  

Typical NeoCom.

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« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2004, 04:35:35 PM »
I hope you remove the signs for Halloween.

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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2004, 04:37:14 PM »
Spray the sign with pepper spray...




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« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2004, 04:41:22 PM »
Well if its a Bush/Cheney sign, it comes stocked with poop...

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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2004, 04:41:37 PM »
JUST SHOOT THEIR ASS!