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« Reply #210 on: November 24, 2004, 02:48:29 PM »
holly watermelon i've never seen anything like this in all the gaming BBs!

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« Reply #211 on: November 24, 2004, 03:05:11 PM »
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No.. I actually attended the 2002 con.  What surprised me is everyone that was such a huge ****-talking retard over the internet is real nice and polite in real life.  

You see... I don't start ****.  But I also wouldn't have a problem with calling a ***** a ***** to his face.  And with this country being what it is, he'd make an issue of it, and then I'd be in jail while he contacted his lawyer.  

Basically the country is rather degenerate, I'm pretty sure the internet tough-guy routine played by most people is simply the product of real-life frustrations.. a sort of modern day "kick the dog" type stress reliever.  

Besides which... the vast majority of those talking **** are old, and extraordinarily out of shape.  I wouldn't anticipate losing a "fight" to some 40 year old fatass that has had to much to drink.



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« Reply #212 on: November 24, 2004, 03:35:46 PM »
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Basically the country is rather degenerate, I'm pretty sure the internet tough-guy routine played by most people is simply the product of real-life frustrations.. a sort of modern day "kick the dog" type stress reliever.  





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« Reply #213 on: November 24, 2004, 03:42:04 PM »
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Kettle meet pot, pot meet kettle.



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« Reply #214 on: November 24, 2004, 04:31:54 PM »
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Kettle meet pot, pot meet kettle.



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Hahahahahahah!!!  was thinkin' the same thing.
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« Reply #215 on: November 24, 2004, 04:45:20 PM »
Yea.. except for the fact that I'm not playing at internet tough guy.  I simple call things as I see em.  

If I go to the con and some JB takes offense at me calling him a ***** to his face and takes a swing at me... well... I'd have to put em down.  If not, we'd be alright.  

Basically... anything I'd say on here I'd say in real life.  As opposed to the 45 year old, 260 lb 5'3'' average AH player... i.e.  you.  Like I said earlier...  you'd be amazed at how much more polite people are in real life.

I'd wager a sizable bet that most of the loudmouths on here that are like "Oh, I'd beat your bellybutton in real life if you said that to me" would actually be snivelling "if you touch me I'll SUE!!" in real life.  

I'd probably be able to stand in your face and make you ****ing cry... except then I'd start laughing and the effect would be completely lost.

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« Reply #216 on: November 24, 2004, 04:46:08 PM »
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But the "community" has devolved to the point where if you see a red con, it is not only ok to jump on in, it is expected.  People also expect a "thanks for helping" when they dive in to shoot the hell out of someone you are 200 yards back on getting ready to kill.  The idiocy is literally astounding, to me.

But I suppose most of the "vets" are still traumitized from getting their tulips handed to them when they actually tried to fight (in those long ago days when they were new, as opposed to newbs), and the new players learn from the "vets".  So the cycle of mediocrity continues... hell, mediocrity is being generous.  

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I agree that the gang-bangery, poor manners, and general incompetency in the MA has reached epic proportions. I haven't flown in about 10 days and can't say I miss it one bit.

Just about everything else you have to say is dung. The returning veteran players don't have your gunnery skills, Urchin. They don't play 73 hours a day like you. What they have still, though, is the sense of the flow of the game. Meaning they can still avoid getting killed, even if they can't land shots effectively yet. I fly with a bunch of other what you would call "vets" and we don't gang bang, we fly within the level of gunnery skill we've regained and have the discipline to know when we're getting in too deep. It's called: "thinking." You should try it some time.

As for your slams on Waffle and some others ... at least Waffle works hard to make this game better. He does skins and sounds and I'm sure lots of other stuff I'm not even aware of. What the hell do you do, Urchin, to improve Aces High? Sit around and rant that people won't stallfight you so you can get more kills? Abusively private message folks after a fight to satisfy your ego?

The sad thing is you're obviously a very skilled player who clearly "gives a damn." It sure would be nice if you channeled that into something constructive.

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« Reply #217 on: November 24, 2004, 04:48:19 PM »
Making a beer run.:lol
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« Reply #218 on: November 24, 2004, 04:59:48 PM »
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 ...As opposed to the 45 year old, 260 lb 5'3'' average AH player... i.e.  you...

 



HAHAHAHA!  More ASSumptions on your part.  You know what they say about ASSuming things don't ya?



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« Reply #219 on: November 24, 2004, 05:00:50 PM »
... ack-ack... yer already in my ***** category lol.  

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« Reply #220 on: November 24, 2004, 05:11:12 PM »
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Yea.. except for the fact that I'm not playing at internet tough guy.  I simple call things as I see em.  

If I go to the con and some JB takes offense at me calling him a ***** to his face and takes a swing at me... well... I'd have to put em down.  If not, we'd be alright.  

Basically... anything I'd say on here I'd say in real life.  As opposed to the 45 year old, 260 lb 5'3'' average AH player... i.e.  you.  Like I said earlier...  you'd be amazed at how much more polite people are in real life.

I'd wager a sizable bet that most of the loudmouths on here that are like "Oh, I'd beat your bellybutton in real life if you said that to me" would actually be snivelling "if you touch me I'll SUE!!" in real life.  

I'd probably be able to stand in your face and make you ****ing cry... except then I'd start laughing and the effect would be completely lost.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (wipin tears) you crack me up urch.  Nothing funnier than some guy talking trash on the internet, and INSISTING they are tough.  (really i'm tough!! I REALLY am!! I MEAN it!! i'm a tough guy)  Hahahahahaha!!  Sad really.  No, more like amusingly pathetic.

I was bored, and decided to try and find any 2002con picks that you would be in.  So I searched the bbs a bit.  I keep picturing a late 20's, shortish fellow, who has "little guy" syndrome (correct me if i'm wrong.  I'd LOVE a picture so I know exactly who i'm feeling sorry for).  Of COURSE you will say things to peoples faces.  Most "men" tolerate "lap dogs" yipping at them.  They are not a threat.  Didn't find any pics, BUT after about 20 wasted min. of my life perusing your threads for the past 3yrs, I've noticed you have not changed a bit.  Somebody mentioned the "old" Urchin.  They must be reaching back REAL far because you have not changed a lick in the 3yrs that I read your posting.  

Dunno why I even tried to appeal to your sense of "nobility" or "honor" in suggesting that you train the noobs.  You have made a career (past 3yrs anyway) whining about them.  You NEED them.   They make you "feel" better about yourself.  Keep it up tho'!   I'm fairly entertained by it all.
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« Reply #221 on: November 24, 2004, 05:16:30 PM »
Fantastic thread!  Urchin, it's people like you who make the Intardnet great; keep up the good work man!
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« Reply #222 on: November 24, 2004, 05:28:42 PM »
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Yea.. except for the fact that I'm not playing at internet tough guy.  I simple call things as I see em.  

If I go to the con and some JB takes offense at me calling him a ***** to his face and takes a swing at me... well... I'd have to put em down.  If not, we'd be alright.  

Basically... anything I'd say on here I'd say in real life.  As opposed to the 45 year old, 260 lb 5'3'' average AH player... i.e.  you.  Like I said earlier...  you'd be amazed at how much more polite people are in real life.

I'd wager a sizable bet that most of the loudmouths on here that are like "Oh, I'd beat your bellybutton in real life if you said that to me" would actually be snivelling "if you touch me I'll SUE!!" in real life.  

I'd probably be able to stand in your face and make you ****ing cry... except then I'd start laughing and the effect would be completely lost.


This is some fantastic ****.  All you need is testicular cancer and a sniper rifle and you can be mrblack.

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« Reply #223 on: November 24, 2004, 05:35:49 PM »
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (wipin tears) you crack me up urch.  Nothing funnier than some guy talking trash on the internet, and INSISTING they are tough.  (really i'm tough!! I REALLY am!! I MEAN it!! i'm a tough guy)  Hahahahahaha!!  Sad really.  No, more like amusingly pathetic.

I was bored, and decided to try and find any 2002con picks that you would be in.  So I searched the bbs a bit.  I keep picturing a late 20's, shortish fellow, who has "little guy" syndrome (correct me if i'm wrong.  I'd LOVE a picture so I know exactly who i'm feeling sorry for).  Of COURSE you will say things to peoples faces.  Most "men" tolerate "lap dogs" yipping at them.  They are not a threat.  Didn't find any pics, BUT after about 20 wasted min. of my life perusing your threads for the past 3yrs, I've noticed you have not changed a bit.  Somebody mentioned the "old" Urchin.  They must be reaching back REAL far because you have not changed a lick in the 3yrs that I read your posting.  

Dunno why I even tried to appeal to your sense of "nobility" or "honor" in suggesting that you train the noobs.  You have made a career (past 3yrs anyway) whining about them.  You NEED them.   They make you "feel" better about yourself.  Keep it up tho'!   I'm fairly entertained by it all.


Lol.. I'm not insisting I'm tough.  I suppose the best description would be telling you that you aren't.  

It is a moot point though, since I guess you are the typical 6'8 300 lb of solid internet muscle, original tough guy.  

I could honestly give a **** though.. odds are good that I'm not going to any con in the future, simply because there isn't anyone I'd really like to meet.  All the folks I wanted to meet have stopped playing this game.  Their replacements are sadly not up to par, in my book.

Lute... you pretty much qualify as a "Who the hell are you".. I don't recall ever fighting you.  Let me guess... typical La7 "one pass haul ass"'er?

I do at least know of Ack-Ack, via his timid reputation.. I don't think I've ever gone high enough to fight him.

There should be at least one pic of me floating around from the Con, someone took a shot of me falling down drunk wandering around in shorts.  Just shorts.  It is kind of a scary pic, unless you are stout of heart I'd suggest not looking for it.  

I'm only 5'9, bout 190 lbs.  

BTW... regarding the "I'm xxx, no really..  "  ... replace "tough" with "good" and that is pretty much what I read in whatever you and your fellow castrati post.  But I'm real impressed... no.. really I am.  I mean it.

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« Reply #224 on: November 24, 2004, 06:13:17 PM »
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Lol.. I'm not insisting I'm tough.  I suppose the best description would be telling you that you aren't.  

It is a moot point though, since I guess you are the typical 6'8 300 lb of solid internet muscle, original tough guy.  

I could honestly give a **** though.. odds are good that I'm not going to any con in the future, simply because there isn't anyone I'd really like to meet.  All the folks I wanted to meet have stopped playing this game.  Their replacements are sadly not up to par, in my book.

Lute... you pretty much qualify as a "Who the hell are you".. I don't recall ever fighting you.  Let me guess... typical La7 "one pass haul ass"'er?

I do at least know of Ack-Ack, via his timid reputation.. I don't think I've ever gone high enough to fight him.

There should be at least one pic of me floating around from the Con, someone took a shot of me falling down drunk wandering around in shorts.  Just shorts.  It is kind of a scary pic, unless you are stout of heart I'd suggest not looking for it.  

I'm only 5'9, bout 190 lbs.  

BTW... regarding the "I'm xxx, no really..  "  ... replace "tough" with "good" and that is pretty much what I read in whatever you and your fellow castrati post.  But I'm real impressed... no.. really I am.  I mean it.


Woot! nailed it.  I had you figured for a little guy yap yap dog that nobody really takes serious.

No...not 300lbs and 6'8".  More like 6'4"  say 215-220lbs ish.  A tad out of shape (read can't bench 300 anymore. heck, i bet 250 would hurt) and get's a kick out of guys like you.  Napolean syndrome is what I call it.  I mean of course you get away talkin' smack to men.  Who would take you seriously?

Who am I?  You dont' know?  Hmmm.... interesting.  It's probably because I don't shoot my mouth off like you, or whine when I die due to my own error, and then try and blame everone else that I was so horribly out of position, or that I did a stupid thing and got dead.  No...in my 3yrs here at AH (and many more in AW) myself, nor my squad, are much for verbal abuse, or smack talking.  We have always tried to fly with honor, and let our skill and ability do the talking for us.

La7 face shooter?? lol hardly.  

I AM someone that would probably hand you your arse 1 on 1 in the DA.  I say prob. becaue I'll give you a tiny bit of credit that you MIGHT be 1/2 way good.  Beating you is not in doubt.  Just whether or not you put up a decent fight is in question.

Was ftn Elguapo there last night, and he mentioned beating you.  I don't recall EG even geting a guns solution in 5-6 fights, let alone pull the trigger.  If HE beat you, then I'm not understanding what your chest pounding is about.  You are one that I always wondered about.  i.e. where they get their mouth from.  I'm betting it isn't skill.  I WOULD tie it back to that "tiny man" syndrome, but I digress.  Shane, ok he's good.  His smack talk is justified.  You??? lol I'm going with short guy syndrome until proven otherwise.

OF course I would love to be shown that I am wrong.  I would like to find out that you REALLY are a good stick, but sadly i'm fairly sure you are just another big mouth chest pounder that is makin' up for "real" world lacking by beating up on noobs.
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