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Offline MOSQ

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« on: November 30, 2004, 04:38:12 PM »
Our local police department's answering machine........Police Answering Machine
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2004, 05:11:58 PM »
:aok

God bless our Police, Fire Department, EMT's, and Saliors, Pilots and Soldiers!
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2004, 05:34:20 PM »
that is hillarious.

Good post.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2004, 05:51:08 PM »
LOL Funny

 One question.

whats with the " we're here to Save you"?
They part time Jehovas Witnesses now too?

 Bad enough I have an uncle and other assorted kooks that show up at my door  once a month "Watchtower" and "Awake" magazines in hand now I have to worry about the cops too?
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Offline EN4CER

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2004, 06:10:13 PM »
lol - Good Post.
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Offline RTStuka

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2004, 06:35:09 PM »
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 Saliors, Pilots  


I am assuming that when refering to these two groups you are refering to Navy Sailors and Airforce pilots correct.  Your not just talking about guys who own a boat or people who fly planes.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2004, 06:35:42 PM »
LOL!
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Offline MOSQ

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2004, 07:29:15 PM »
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
LOL Funny

 One question.

whats with the " we're here to Save you"?
They part time Jehovas Witnesses now too?

 Bad enough I have an uncle and other assorted kooks that show up at my door  once a month "Watchtower" and "Awake" magazines in hand now I have to worry about the cops too?


I hope your not serious in this question. The quote is "we're here to save your butts...."

This has nothing to do with a religous Save. Is the expression "save your butt" not used in New Jersey?

If this was a tongue in cheek troll, you got me!
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2004, 07:57:04 PM »
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Originally posted by MOSQ
I hope your not serious in this question. The quote is "we're here to save your butts...."

This has nothing to do with a religous Save. Is the expression "save your butt" not used in New Jersey?

If this was a tongue in cheek troll, you got me!


Yes it was a joke.
Thought that pretty obvious by the sheer absurdity of my statement.


But I am curious, what it is exactly Im supposed to be getting saved from?
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2004, 08:58:02 PM »
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I am assuming that when refering to these two groups you are refering to Navy Sailors and Airforce pilots correct.  Your not just talking about guys who own a boat or people who fly planes.


Correct..
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2004, 09:01:29 PM »
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Originally posted by RTStuka
I am assuming that when refering to these two groups you are refering to Navy Sailors and Airforce pilots correct.  Your not just talking about guys who own a boat or people who fly planes.


What about Navy pilots and Army sailors!?!  And army pilots and merchant marine sailors!
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2004, 09:05:49 PM »
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God bless our Police, Fire Department, EMT's, and Saliors, Pilots and Soldiers!


  The USO is gonna be POed.
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