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« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2005, 08:46:29 PM »
You guys just don't get it Toad and Nash. ;)

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« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2005, 09:00:11 PM »
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You guys just don't get it Toad and Nash. ;)


COD, I NEVER quote myself, but maybe I can explain the whole point of what has so obviously flown over your heads-

The ambiguity of the correctness of the path of knowledge of the thread was such that the thread metamorphised with reason. This caused said reason to deterorate into laciviousness on the particle of the principles, resulting in the comeuppance of Nash and the bathing of Toad in eternal salivaside.

Like a dog caught licking his balls we are rebuffed for only a moment before the unadultraded complexity of the participle causes Jackal to cease ball lathering long enough, and Nash to quit recopulating his thought with a post, and Toad- alas, poor Toad, who has permanent lip tattoos as part of his midlife crisis- to recombulate the ehherality of just where, in this whole wide world, we're coming from.

So, what have we learned? We're all Bozos on this bus, and the reason dogs lick their balls is because they can.

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« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2005, 09:29:28 PM »
Or just maybe....

(yeah, I went to go look for it.... guess I didn't believe it the first time around)

Jackal says: "Watched a study on this that stated in it`s purest form caffiene is a white powder and that if the facts had been known long ago it would have been illegal ."

Coockoo.

Maybe it's because he and only he recognizes the real dangers of this sinister white powder known as caffeine, that he's having a hard time accepting that people just don't get it.

Doesn't everyone know that white powder is bad?! Well... CAFFEINE IN ITS PUREST FORM IS A WHITE POWDER!



Maybe the teevee show that told him all this was really well done; drove the point home. Maybe there was a write-in quiz after the program, and he was mailed a certificate of expertisanship on the subject.

Caffeine, the most addictive substance on the face of the earth because it is a white powder and many people drink coffee. A+

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« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2005, 09:45:12 PM »
New studies indicate the most addictive substance is porn, according to researchers who are studying lab rats.

They set up two "reward" buttons that gave the lab rats the choice between food or a video monitor showing rodents fornicating....all the lab rats continously pushed the "Porn" reward button instead of the "food" reward button, especially when they changed the video to hot lesbian field mice. Finally the lab rats starved to death.

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« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2005, 05:48:05 AM »
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Maybe the teevee show that told him all this was really well done


  What TV show would that be? :D
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