I just don't think that boobies would have that certain kind of magic if this law were ever passed.
The short-sighted man-slut in me wants it passed now.
The long-haul visionary in me thinks that it would kill the magic that are boobies.
I mean, anything worth having is worth working for. You feel a different sense of... of.... some french word... when you've finally earned the keys to the boobie kingdom.