I owned a guys thing once.
Kept it in my front pocket and mainly used it as a swizzle stick for those drinks that come with the umbrellas..
Youknowdakine
Problem is as time went by, when you were done stirrin you had to wring the damm thing out..
It got to the point that it wouldn't "stir" anymore.
What's the point of keeping it if you can't stir your drink ??