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Offline Halo

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« on: March 16, 2005, 04:23:21 PM »
Been trying to get in shape (again).  Eating less and smarter.  Exercising.  Getting plenty of sleep.  Holding treats to a minimum and mostly only as rewards.  Regular health checkups.  

Essentially doing the moderation thing.

And it dawned on me:  I'm becoming my own pet.  This is the kind of regimen I used to care for my dog, a fabulous little Parsons Jack Russell terrier.  

He lived to good age (15) before infirmities finally got him.  

Through careful selection, often of the same type foods, I know just about what I can ingest at what times of day to either not gain weight or to sustain a slow but regular weight loss (e.g., about five pounds a month).  Just takes the discipline to do it.  

My dog never had the option to get fat.  He got his regular dry food in the morning and a can of dogfood in the evening.  Plus a few doggy bones for treats.  And he was in excellent shape most of his life.  

Later, when he got old and creaky and had some medical issues, we eased up and gave him more treats and his weight ballooned accordingly -- the same way too many treats inflate my waistline.  

I'm not doing the entire pet analogy, however.  He never got a daily glass of red wine, and I go on walks without a leash (which brings to mind seeing a San Francisco pimp walking three stunning women on leashes ... but that's another story).

What do you think?  Do you take as good care of yourself as you do your pets?
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Offline TweetyBird

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2005, 04:34:42 PM »
Maybe getting neutered is the key?

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 04:39:55 PM »
Funny you should mention that.  Good idea for humans and pets after they've had their litters.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2005, 04:40:14 PM »
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Maybe getting neutered is the key?


Noooo!!! That makes you fat and takes the life right out of you.

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 04:56:43 PM »
alt-x.... grab out .... and do some sit-up's in that free time you dolt .... :D

afk kills are kept to minimum if you do it near computer :rolleyes:

Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 05:05:28 PM »
I like the analogy. I've lost about 75lbs since mid October so I know how it is.

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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2005, 05:12:10 PM »
WTG GRUN!
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2005, 05:20:34 PM »
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WTG GRUN!


thx Toad, I even voted. :)

Offline LePaul

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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2005, 05:37:05 PM »
Well with that advice, Im off to the groomers!  :p

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2005, 06:09:46 PM »
Well there ya have it.

give yourslf a helping of regular dry food in the morning.
A can of dogfood in the evening and maybe a couple of treats inbetween and your all set.
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2005, 06:16:09 PM »
I should get my temperature taken via my ass?
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Offline Chortle

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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2005, 06:37:49 PM »
Eh no dont do it, unless your already cleaning your unmentionables using only your tongue...

Talking of which, my cat just had half its tail amputated so I'm not entirely sure how that would correspond with me.

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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2005, 09:30:52 PM »
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...my dog, a fabulous little Parsons Jack Russell terrier.  


Hey... I have two of these. :)
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2005, 09:50:17 PM »
Good for you, Sandman -- I've had some great dogs, but none as smart, brave, loyal, and fun as my Parsons Jack Russell (longer legs than "regular" Jack Russell).
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« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2005, 10:00:22 PM »
lol, WTG grun and halo.  Ive gained a good 5 pound thanks to eating alot and lifting weights.:aok  I love being a teenager