A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandsons birthday.She doesnt know which one to get so she grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Wal-Mart associate isstanding there wearing dark shades.
She says "Excuse me,sir.Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says "Ma'am,I'm completely blind but if you drop it on the counter.I can tell you everything about it from the sound it makes."
She doesnt believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says "Thats a 6 foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a zebco 404 reel and 10 lb test line.And its on sale for only $20.00."
She says, "Its amazing that you can tell all that by the sound of it dropping on the counter.I'll take it."
As she opens her purse,her credit card drops to the floor."Oh that sounds like a Visa card." he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind.At first she is really embarrassed,but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted.Being blind he wouldnt know that she was the only person around.
The clerk rings up the sale and says,"That will be $34.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks,"Didnt you tell me it was one sale for $20.00?How did you get $34.50?"
He replies,"Yes Ma'am.The rod and reel is $20.00,but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
