Author Topic: Best Part Of A Woman? (Read 1518 times)

john9001 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 29, 2005, 05:00:24 PM »

Butt antlers are a type of tatoo popular among trailer park denziens, strippers, potatos, etc.
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thank you, i now add a new phrase to my vocabulary.

Skydancer · « **Reply #31 on:** March 29, 2005, 07:48:58 PM »

A pretty face is important! First bit I look at!

As for Boobs, anything more than a handfull is a waste and looks real bad as they get older or means too much excess flesh elsewhere!!

A cute Bum ( butt) is a must too.

Creamo · « **Reply #32 on:** March 29, 2005, 08:07:38 PM »

Were you Zulu7 before Skydancer? You both seem equally retarded.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 29, 2005, 08:14:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
Were you Zulu7 before Skydancer? You both seem equally retarded.

Heehee. You gonna get him all whiney and whimpering again ya big ole meany .

Zulu/Americon/Skyprancer is a tender ,young, tortured creature who is totaly misunderstood. He just wishs to be left alone to merrily bash the U.S. and it`s way of life that he is so allergic to and jealous of.
He is a tender young flower in a field of cockleburs.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #34 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:25:13 PM »

I'm going to need a picture of these butt antlers for reference.

Dago · « **Reply #35 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:26:13 PM »

The best part?

The crunch nugget center.

dago

Airhead · « **Reply #36 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:43:59 PM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
I'm going to need a picture of these butt antlers for reference.

Sure, Laisorsailor- is your email up to date? I have a really good one where I'm bent over playing x-box, so you see my plumber's butt as well as my antlers. I hope you like it.

JB88 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:46:10 PM »

eyes.

then overall shape.

then scent.

then small of her back.

personality seals the deal.

Airhead · « **Reply #38 on:** March 29, 2005, 10:59:01 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
eyes.

then overall shape.

then scent.

then small of her back.

personality seals the deal.

It's the eyes that reveal the personality, and scent...yes, scent is o so important. There's nothing more of a turn off than a fat chick on the ride home after eating carnival food all day.

And ditto on the butt antlers.

Jackal1 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 29, 2005, 11:04:26 PM »

The perfect woman has been described in theory as one ,that at the stroke of midnight, turns into a pizza and a six pack.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #40 on:** March 29, 2005, 11:55:13 PM »

Legs like these.

Karaya

john9001 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:07:52 AM »

this is the best thread ever.

Skydancer · « **Reply #42 on:** March 30, 2005, 05:35:16 AM »

Creamo,

Yes though that has been discussed ad infinitum. Boreing topic.

Now as for you,anything to add to the subject of this thread or are you just here to Flame!?

(*%&$%)

steely07 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 30, 2005, 05:39:36 AM »

In Australia we kinda have an "ideal" woman

She's 3 feet tall (my crotch is 3 feet tall) and has a flat head,,to rest your beer on.

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dang...

Skydancer · « **Reply #44 on:** March 30, 2005, 05:42:32 AM »

Does she F**k on First Dates?
Does Her Dad own a Brewery?