Author Topic: Best Part Of A Woman? (Read 1517 times)

mechanic · « **Reply #45 on:** March 30, 2005, 07:21:22 AM »

i think the most important part is to actually have a woman.

you can dream all day of the perfect woman, but there is no woman like the one you have by your side in the cold evenings of spring.

the feeling of soft, velvet flesh to your rugged and scared hands.

the first electric kiss with a new found playmate. the first love you make on fresh sheets. the first meal you share alone, eyes furtive and wanton.

the feeling of 'will she, wont she' when you get jiggy. the feeling of 'should I, shouldnt I' when flirting is on the cards.

the feeling of your partner finding out what you've done when you make it home after all this pleasure.....

culero · « **Reply #46 on:** March 30, 2005, 07:24:43 AM »

A fetching smile.

Don't misunderstand, I'm as much of a meat hound as anyone. I enjoy looking at attractive women, and have a pretty wide range of taste as to what's attractive. In general, so long as obesity isn't involved and good grooming is involved I'll usually be interested.

But what seals the deal every time is when she looks me in the eye and smiles. Receptiveness is the prelude to reception, gents. Eye on the ball.

culero (he swings, he HITS)

lazs2 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 30, 2005, 07:51:11 AM »

zulu probly only cares if she laughs at his ancient jokes.

lazs

Jackal1 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:09:29 AM »

Not trying to be critical Laz, but I think you made a typo. You said "she".

Jackal1 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:10:44 AM »

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Originally posted by mechanic
i think the most important part is to actually have a woman.

you can dream all day of the perfect woman, but there is no woman like the one you have by your side in the cold evenings of spring.

the feeling of soft, velvet flesh to your rugged and scared hands.

the first electric kiss with a new found playmate. the first love you make on fresh sheets. the first meal you share alone, eyes furtive and wanton.

the feeling of 'will she, wont she' when you get jiggy. the feeling of 'should I, shouldnt I' when flirting is on the cards.

the feeling of your partner finding out what you've done when you make it home after all this pleasure.....

Hehe, Batfink, you have just been nominated for most truthfull in the thread.

Skydancer · « **Reply #50 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:20:39 AM »

Mechanic very true.

Jackal and Lazs go find someone else to bug huh? Flame and flame and flame, getting so hot I need asbestos suit. Or maybe read Pyro again?

idiots:rolleyes:

Jackal1 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:23:05 AM »

Bwahahaaaaa!
Carefull there hoss. You gonna mess up ya makeup.

lazs2 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:23:57 AM »

skymincer... when you grow up you will thank us.

lazs

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #53 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:53:48 AM »

101ABN · « **Reply #54 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:17:53 AM »

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Originally posted by Siaf__csf

WOWOWOWOW,

Masherbrum · « **Reply #55 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:31:49 AM »

IN

Karaya

101ABN · « **Reply #56 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:39:41 AM »

Have to say that my favorite part is.... all of this

Monk · « **Reply #57 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:53:06 AM »

Just think what them butt antlers will look like when the woman is about 60 or so. Yum Yum.

Airhead · « **Reply #58 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:59:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Monk
Just think what them butt antlers will look like when the woman is about 60 or so. Yum Yum.

Mine still look pretty good, only now they're underneath my butt instead of above it.

JB88 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 30, 2005, 10:24:22 AM »

now i know what butt antlers are.

i can die now.