Sorry "AuntBee", but I just can't swallow that hook.
I was listening to you last few days in DA and you talk too dirty for an old lady.
In fact, one of fellow AH members asked me if you possibly are ManeTMP.
"Expressions" patterns would certainly match, flying skills wouldn't.
I would say, Taurus/Java45 would fit. Same way of complaining about HOs and vulching, then doing the same.
Honestly, if we get any more "transsexuals" in AH, I'll get homophobic and possibly start playing Tetris instead.