Originally posted by Wolfala
Well,
With ya'll be in Texas I thought it'd be a 'steer' of some sort or another.
Wolf
So these two Aggies are riding a fenceline in a pickup. They come upon a calf with his head stuck in the fence.
The Aggie driving seizes the opportunity, and quickly stops, unzips his Wranglers, and proceeds to have his way with the defenseless and immobile little critter. Then, turning to his buddy, he sez "OK, yer turn".
The second Aggie ponders this a while, then says "Welllll, OK, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
culero