If you're neighbour is playing house music all night long, why not save yourself some money every weekend: Simply pop a few pills, invite your mates round and have a party in your own flat. You could even charge an entry fee. Hey presto, you'll make money and end up on the cover of DJ Magazine.
If you want some other money saving tips: an old metal cigar tube, filled with a couple of angry wasps, makes an inexpensive vibrator.